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Offline Maria Regina

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #525 on: December 30, 2018, 11:45:40 AM »
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    • Santa Joke:

    Why does Santa like to work on his garden on his days off?




    scroll down for the answer.

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    So he can ho, ho, ho.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #526 on: December 30, 2018, 11:50:22 AM »
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    • CHP tall tale


    A CHP officer saw someone speeding south on the Interstate 5, so he put on his red and blue flashing lights and pursued the guy.

    Finally after three miles, the chase ended.

    When the CHP officer approached the guy, he asked the speeder, "Did you see my lights?

    The guy responded, "Yes, sir. I saw those lights."

    CHP officer, "Why didn't you pull over promptly?"

    Speeder, "Well, sir, a couple of years ago, my wife ran off with a CHP officer, and I thought that he was trying to bring her back."

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #527 on: December 30, 2018, 09:03:50 PM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #528 on: December 30, 2018, 09:04:15 PM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #529 on: December 30, 2018, 09:04:41 PM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #530 on: December 30, 2018, 09:05:53 PM »
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    « Reply #531 on: December 30, 2018, 09:06:16 PM »
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    « Reply #532 on: December 30, 2018, 09:06:51 PM »
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    « Reply #533 on: December 30, 2018, 09:07:53 PM »
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    « Reply #534 on: December 30, 2018, 09:08:06 PM »
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    « Reply #535 on: December 30, 2018, 09:08:29 PM »
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    « Reply #536 on: December 30, 2018, 09:28:37 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #537 on: January 01, 2019, 01:24:49 PM »
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    « Reply #538 on: January 01, 2019, 01:27:20 PM »
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    « Reply #539 on: January 01, 2019, 01:28:12 PM »
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