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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #495 on: December 24, 2018, 11:10:18 AM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #496 on: December 24, 2018, 11:11:02 AM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #497 on: December 24, 2018, 11:11:26 AM »
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    « Reply #498 on: December 24, 2018, 11:12:30 AM »
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    « Reply #499 on: December 25, 2018, 12:46:33 PM »
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    « Reply #500 on: December 25, 2018, 12:47:09 PM »
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    « Reply #501 on: December 25, 2018, 12:47:38 PM »
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    « Reply #502 on: December 25, 2018, 12:48:12 PM »
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    « Reply #503 on: December 25, 2018, 12:48:45 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #504 on: December 25, 2018, 06:35:37 PM »
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    • Keep this thread going!  Best memes I’ve read in a long time. 
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #505 on: December 25, 2018, 06:45:15 PM »
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    • Quote from: Cantarella on December 25, 2018, 12:48:45 PM


    Actually, if a Biblical passage's meaning hasn't been defined by the Church, and holy tradition hasn't expounded on it, the Catholic reader should, by default, interpret the passage as literal before parabolic or allegorical, just to be on the safe side. God isn't the author of confusion, and He speaks directly, unless He knows a parable / allegory will resonate better with the faithful.
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    « Reply #506 on: December 25, 2018, 11:14:34 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #507 on: December 26, 2018, 07:48:12 PM »
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    « Reply #508 on: December 26, 2018, 07:48:31 PM »
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    « Reply #509 on: December 26, 2018, 07:48:46 PM »
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