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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #465 on: December 20, 2018, 11:40:40 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #466 on: December 20, 2018, 11:40:55 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #467 on: December 20, 2018, 11:41:11 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #468 on: December 20, 2018, 11:41:31 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #469 on: December 20, 2018, 11:41:55 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #470 on: December 20, 2018, 11:42:13 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #471 on: December 20, 2018, 11:44:28 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #472 on: December 20, 2018, 12:44:41 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #473 on: December 20, 2018, 12:54:51 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #474 on: December 20, 2018, 12:55:22 PM »
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  • My wife was 29 (and I 32), so we just got in under the wire.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #475 on: December 20, 2018, 08:17:21 PM »
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  • .
    "...rather   then   mother?" Seriously?
    No, NOT seriously. It was a typo.
    Haven't you ever typed the wrong word which happens to sound like the word you meant? It's like my fingers heard what I said in my head, and picked the wrong word. I am a grammar cop myself. It's very strange when I catch myself in things like this. It's not the first time though this has happened, and it's strange every time.

    You have to be so good at typing that your fingers have a mind of their own. If you're deliberately typing words out (hunt and peck on a phone, for example) it's not going to happen ever. Then you have a different problem instead: autocorrect!
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #476 on: December 21, 2018, 10:47:44 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #477 on: December 21, 2018, 10:48:11 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #478 on: December 21, 2018, 10:50:40 AM »
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    « Reply #479 on: December 21, 2018, 10:51:01 AM »
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  • If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.