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Offline Cantarella

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #450 on: December 18, 2018, 11:45:31 PM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #451 on: December 18, 2018, 11:45:53 PM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #452 on: December 18, 2018, 11:46:24 PM »
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    « Reply #453 on: December 18, 2018, 11:52:24 PM »
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    « Reply #454 on: December 18, 2018, 11:57:48 PM »
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    « Reply #455 on: December 18, 2018, 11:59:40 PM »
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    « Reply #456 on: December 19, 2018, 12:00:20 AM »
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    « Reply #457 on: December 19, 2018, 12:11:01 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #458 on: December 19, 2018, 12:12:16 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #459 on: December 19, 2018, 12:38:05 AM »
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    Lord have mercy.

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #460 on: December 19, 2018, 01:47:38 PM »
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    • Quote from: Cantarella on December 19, 2018, 12:11:01 AM

    Funny because it's true!
    There's something about the raw authority that carries in a masculine voice.
    Just picture the scene in The Ten Commandments when God is giving the Commandments to Moses. Imagine if that were a female voice. Just not the same!

    There's a reason why we call God our Father rather than mother.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #461 on: December 19, 2018, 02:01:06 PM »
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    • Quote from: Cantarella on December 07, 2018, 12:06:06 PM

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    What's that there propeller wash doing behind the Ark? Noah's Ark had no propulsion system!
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    In a not-too-unrelated topic: Have you noticed the current trend of poop-obsession? 
    Apparently there are actual MOTHERS who are providing this "crap" for their children! It's all the rage now.
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    Unicorn Poop Bundt Cake! 
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #462 on: December 19, 2018, 02:16:43 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew on December 19, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
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    There's a reason why we call God our Father rather then mother.
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    "...rather   then   mother?" Seriously?
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #463 on: December 20, 2018, 11:40:04 AM »
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    • Worldlings...

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #464 on: December 20, 2018, 11:40:21 AM »
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