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Offline Maria Regina

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2018, 02:21:48 AM »
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    If anyone says that true and natural water is not necessary for baptism and thus twists into some metaphor the words of our Lord Jesus Christ" Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Spirit" (Jn 3:5) let him be anathema.

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    « Reply #77 on: September 28, 2018, 10:41:38 AM »
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    « Reply #78 on: September 28, 2018, 05:19:44 PM »
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    • Look at the guy sitting almost immediately behind Senator Whitehouse.

    Something foul is in the air.

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    « Reply #79 on: September 28, 2018, 09:03:37 PM »
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    « Reply #80 on: September 28, 2018, 09:04:32 PM »
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    « Reply #81 on: September 28, 2018, 09:06:27 PM »
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    « Reply #82 on: September 28, 2018, 09:13:11 PM »
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    • Quote from: Cantarella on September 28, 2018, 09:03:37 PM



    Yes, I discovered that as a young mother.
    I could not even enjoy a short bathroom break without my son crying for my attention.
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    « Reply #83 on: September 28, 2018, 09:44:07 PM »
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    • Quote from: Maria Regina on September 28, 2018, 09:13:11 PM
    Yes, I discovered that as a young mother.
    I could not even enjoy a short bathroom break without my son crying for my attention.
     Try nine of them.  AND a husband...  :(
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    « Reply #84 on: September 28, 2018, 10:01:21 PM »
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    • Quote from: jvk on September 28, 2018, 09:44:07 PM
    Try nine of them.  AND a husband...  :(
    Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom

    http://rtl247.uk/men-spend-7-hours-a-year-hiding-in-the-bathroom/

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    « Reply #85 on: September 29, 2018, 08:59:41 AM »
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    « Reply #86 on: September 29, 2018, 09:10:53 AM »
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    • Advertising in Paris, 1907
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    « Reply #87 on: September 29, 2018, 02:12:10 PM »
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    María Azcapri  1 year ago  School days of María

    Teacher: Whales only eat plankton.
    Maria: (With her hand up) Well… Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    T: That is impossible Maria, whales can only eat plankton!
    M: Well, The Bible states, he was swallowed by a whale.
    T: Then the Bible is lying.
    M: (With her hand up) No, The Bible does not lie!
    T: Put down your hand Maria and keep quiet!
    M: Well, when I die, entering the Heavens, I will ask Jonah directly.
    T: Yes? And.. what if he went to hell..?? (She sarcastically replied)
    M: Well, then… You ask him!   :fryingpan:
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #88 on: September 29, 2018, 05:19:17 PM »
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    • Quote from: Cantarella on September 28, 2018, 10:40:23 AM


    And he'd rightly be convicted of attempted rape.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #89 on: September 30, 2018, 01:07:51 PM »
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    • Quote from: Ladislaus on September 29, 2018, 05:19:17 PM
    And he'd rightly be convicted of attempted rape.
    Nah.  Statute of Limitations for attempted rape has expired.
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