Plus, the poor child has to use the bathroom, and doesn't want to use the one in the church.

Funny. This is a good retort to give those pesky LDS missionaries.
Ah ha. I just found Christ standing behind the curtain in that cartoon.

One of my Italian Catholic friends bought three homes in a neighborhood. It was a joint project by close cousins. Two of the homes were back to back. One home was on one street and the other was on another street. They put a huge gate in the backyard so that the children could easily visit each other. When they had a party, what a party it was. The gate was wide open and there were tables everywhere loaded with food. The other home was located down the street about two houses down.

Whenever the local JWs or LDS paid a call, the families would coordinate visits from the nearby families. The parents would arrive and start sharing, then the sons and daughters would pay a visit. Plus, there were Catholics in the neighborhood who were involved. 

Soon all those families were blacklisted by both the JW and the LDS because these Catholics were very zealous about the Faith.