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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #4575 on: February 22, 2025, 06:58:58 PM »
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    • One bright day in the middle of the night,
     Two dead boys got up to fight.

    Back to back they faced each other,
    Drew their swords and shot each other.

    The deaf policeman heard the noise,
    Came and shot the two dead boys.

    If you don’t believe this lie is true,
     Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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    1 Corinthians: Chapter 13 "4 Charity is patient, is kind: charity envieth not, dealeth not perversely; is not puffed up; 5 Is not ambitious, seeketh not her own, is not provoked to anger, thinketh no evil;"

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #4576 on: February 22, 2025, 07:12:27 PM »
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    • Reminds me of this one (I memorized this about 40 years ago)

    Ladies and Jellyspoons

    I come before you
    to stand behind you
    and tell you something
    I know nothing about.

    Next Thursday,
    the day after Friday,
    there'll be a ladies meeting
    for men only.

    Wear your best clothes
    if you haven't any,
    and if you can come,
    please stay home.

    Admission is free,
    you can pay at the door
    We'll give you a seat
    so you can sit on the floor.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #4577 on: February 24, 2025, 10:42:42 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #4578 on: February 24, 2025, 07:29:16 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #4579 on: February 25, 2025, 01:40:31 PM »
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    « Reply #4580 on: February 28, 2025, 04:41:01 AM »
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    « Reply #4581 on: February 28, 2025, 04:41:46 AM »
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    « Reply #4582 on: March 01, 2025, 08:57:26 AM »
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    « Reply #4583 on: March 01, 2025, 11:18:28 AM »
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    « Reply #4587 on: March 17, 2025, 12:37:05 PM »
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