Alas, Vlad is short for Vladislav = Ladislaus.

I do enjoy virtually impaling my theological adversaries, so maybe he's a distant relative.

I read a scientific article once that boogers help build up the immune system and so, of course, beat vaccination.

I agree. Current research shows that children who grow up on small home-based farms and who eat boogers have better immune systems. However, those children who grow up in agricultural areas where Round Up (glyphosates) and other dangerous agricultural herbicides and pesticides are used, have higher cancer rates. Bakersfield, California, an agricultural area, has a red haze during the growing season and are one of the most highly polluted areas in which to live. Their cancer rates are higher too.

Hand sanitizers might be part of the problem as they are loaded with chemicals and triclosan (agent orange).

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/08/29/triclosan-in-personal-care-products.aspx

Jim Acosta was allowed back into the Press Briefing Room today.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1065033387247693824

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That was fake.

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That was fake.

You don't say!
I thought Jim Acosta's head had actually been transplanted onto some bird's body.