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Offline Kazimierz

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #3240 on: July 26, 2023, 02:54:00 PM »
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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #3241 on: July 26, 2023, 08:07:56 PM »
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    « Reply #3242 on: July 27, 2023, 09:33:33 PM »
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  • GREAT SEA STORY (Trivia)
    The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo's position was LAT 0ยบ 31' N and LONG 179 30' W. The date was 31 December 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton broke in, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line". Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.
    He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship's position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.
    The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:
    The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.
    The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.
    The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.
    In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.
    This ship was therefore not only in:
    Two different days,
    Two different months,
    Two different years,
    Two different seasons
    But in two different centuries - all at the same time!
    Also read https://hotflav.com/30-images-of-the-oceans-dark-and-dangerous-sides/
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #3243 on: July 27, 2023, 09:36:28 PM »
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    « Reply #3244 on: July 27, 2023, 09:40:27 PM »
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    « Reply #3245 on: July 27, 2023, 09:45:54 PM »
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    « Reply #3246 on: July 27, 2023, 09:47:11 PM »
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    « Reply #3247 on: July 27, 2023, 10:23:46 PM »
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  • Wow... you're on a roll big Mark!

    Finally breaking Kaz's string and dominance of the funnies.
    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #3248 on: July 30, 2023, 09:26:28 PM »
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    « Reply #3249 on: July 30, 2023, 10:10:12 PM »
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    « Reply #3251 on: July 31, 2023, 12:20:09 AM »
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    « Reply #3253 on: July 31, 2023, 09:30:19 AM »
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  • Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus

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    « Reply #3254 on: July 31, 2023, 09:30:50 AM »
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  • Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus