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Offline Matthew

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1140 on: April 19, 2020, 06:00:47 PM »
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  • Normally I like to be hands-off when it comes to joking about religious topics --
    But this joke is SO funny right now, because it's true! In light of the insanity, fever pitch of "social distancing" which has become the new nationwide cult and mania; it has successfully shut down most churches nationwide.
    Catholics, both fake and real, just missed out on Holy Week and the religious celebration of Easter!

    The authorities WOULD tell Our Lord to not emerge from the tomb, if they could! Especially if He wasn't wearing a mask.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1141 on: April 19, 2020, 08:18:27 PM »
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  • Normally I like to be hands-off when it comes to joking about religious topics --
    But this joke is SO funny right now, because it's true! In light of the insanity, fever pitch of "social distancing" which has become the new nationwide cult and mania; it has successfully shut down most churches nationwide.
    Catholics, both fake and real, just missed out on Holy Week and the religious celebration of Easter!

    The authorities WOULD tell Our Lord to not emerge from the tomb, if they could! Especially if He wasn't wearing a mask.
    I would have not posted this if it were, as you have noted Matthew, so blatantly true, not to mention pathetically sad. Tis a perfect example of how the world HATES Our Lord and Saviour.
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1142 on: April 19, 2020, 08:40:26 PM »
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  • What I don't like is the look of fear on the face of the fellow coming out of the tomb. Jesus was never fearful of authorities

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1143 on: April 23, 2020, 06:38:13 PM »
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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1144 on: April 24, 2020, 06:17:20 PM »
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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1145 on: April 24, 2020, 08:05:53 PM »
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  • Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go

    WASHINGTON, D.C—As more state governors lock down and enslave their people, one hero has been called to save Americans from their masters.
    President Donald Trump says he was commanded by a burning rose bush in the Rose Garden to confront Democratic state governors over their tyranny. He first said he wasn't sure he could do it as he was too awesome and good at this kind of thing and it would go to his head, but the rose bush agreed to send Mike Pence along with him to balance his amazingness out.
    "Let my people go!" Trump cried as he threw down a MAGA hat and miraculously transformed it into a Big Mac, which he then ate. "Greatest miracle, maybe ever." But the governors had their own Satanic magicians who performed similar tricks, turning their pink women's rights hats into vegan milkshakes.
    "Sad! Not good!" Trump said. "If you will not let my people go, more plagues will be unleashed -- the best plagues, maybe ever. We're talking bigly plagues." Sure enough, Lake Erie turned to blood, Pepe the Frogs spread across the land, and locusts descended on everything and ate everybody's crops. The Democrats didn't seem to mind the Angel of Death plague though, since most of them are already cool with abortion.
    After the tenth plague, some of the governors finally relented, allowing Trump to lead his people to freedom across a miraculously parted Missouri River.
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1146 on: April 25, 2020, 06:18:28 AM »
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  • The Invention of the Mouse (1511 AD) 
     


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1147 on: May 01, 2020, 05:28:29 PM »
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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1148 on: May 03, 2020, 09:32:44 AM »
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  • "In His wisdom," says St. Gregory, "almighty God preferred rather to bring good out of evil than never allow evil to occur."

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1149 on: May 06, 2020, 08:18:03 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1150 on: May 10, 2020, 11:00:13 PM »
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  • What I don't like is the look of fear on the face of the fellow coming out of the tomb. Jesus was never fearful of authorities
    Just remember one thing. The first witnesses to the resurrection were the guards at the tomb. 


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1151 on: May 17, 2020, 03:27:55 PM »
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    THIS TRULY SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!
    Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht. The Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off - right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet; then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying, "Never mind boys, I'll get it.” Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
    But that afternoon, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, and MSNBC reported: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM

    "Let God arise, and let His enemies be scattered: and them that hate Him flee from before His Holy Face"  Psalm 67:2[/b]


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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1152 on: May 18, 2020, 01:16:39 AM »
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  • Somewhere in the last century, Western man suffered a catastrophic loss of faith—in himself, in his civilization, and in the faith that gave it birth. - Pat Buchanan 2008

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1153 on: May 18, 2020, 03:55:38 PM »
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  • Somewhere in the last century, Western man suffered a catastrophic loss of faith—in himself, in his civilization, and in the faith that gave it birth. - Pat Buchanan 2008

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1154 on: May 19, 2020, 02:53:18 PM »
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