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Offline Matthew

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1110 on: March 11, 2020, 05:35:47 PM »
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    • Since someone posted a cartoon about Greta getting mad at a volcano for spewing CO2, I just have to post this:

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1111 on: March 12, 2020, 02:06:57 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1112 on: March 13, 2020, 01:49:48 PM »
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    •                The աօʀʟd ɦɛaʟtɦ օʀɢaռiʐatɨօռ (WHO) has just announced that the coronavirus cannot be transmitted by dogs and, therefore, dogs that come into contact with people with the coronavirus need not be quarantined (true story).  This means, of course, that we can now say, definitively, that WHO let the dogs out!
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1113 on: March 18, 2020, 08:16:51 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1114 on: March 21, 2020, 08:59:32 AM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1115 on: March 27, 2020, 06:03:01 PM »
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    "Let God arise, and let His enemies be scattered: and them that hate Him flee from before His Holy Face"  Psalm 67:2[/b]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1116 on: March 27, 2020, 09:33:30 PM »
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    •  :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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    "In His wisdom," says St. Gregory, "almighty God preferred rather to bring good out of evil than never allow evil to occur."

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1117 on: March 28, 2020, 04:38:48 AM »
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    "But Peter and the apostles answering, said: We ought to obey God, rather than men." - Acts 5:29

    The Highest Principle in the Church: "We are first of all under obedience to God, and only then under obedience to man" - Fr. Hesse

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1118 on: April 02, 2020, 03:26:15 PM »
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    • https://www.barnhardt.biz/2020/04/01/and-the-chinese-be-like-what-exactly-are-we-waiting-for-again/

    And the Chinese be like, “What EXACTLY are we waiting for, again..?”
    Click to watch.
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1119 on: April 03, 2020, 07:31:37 AM »
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    • Asking Cops The Same Silly Questions They Ask Us

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1120 on: April 04, 2020, 06:18:09 PM »
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    • If you receive an email that starts with Knock Knock
    Don't open it !
    It's a Jehovah  Witness working from home
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    "I think that Catholicism, that's as sane as people can get."  - Jordan Peterson

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1121 on: April 04, 2020, 08:39:09 PM »
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1122 on: April 05, 2020, 11:32:32 AM »
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    Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together
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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1123 on: April 05, 2020, 11:50:23 AM »
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    • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
    I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
    Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
    PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
    Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
    I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
    This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
    Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
    My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. :laugh2:
    I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
    I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
    Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
    Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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    "Let God arise, and let His enemies be scattered: and them that hate Him flee from before His Holy Face"  Psalm 67:2[/b]

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    Re: Funny Stuff
    « Reply #1124 on: April 13, 2020, 01:30:12 PM »
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    • Click on link to see the picture: https://gloria.tv/post/wd9piYFeGoTE1XWxTXZrFuRdd

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