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EXAMPLE OF PROPER USE OF THE COMMA
A Panda bear, wearing a Colt .45 sidearm, came walking into the town Saloon one afternoon, sat down at the bar and ordered a sandwich. The bartender got right to work on it. The man sitting next to the bear couldn't help sizing him up, especially the pistol in his holster. He'd never seen a bear wearing a gun before! The sandwich plate arrived and the bear got right to work on it. As he was just finishing the last bite, the customer to his right asked, "Excuse me for asking, but are you really some kind of bear?"
The bear replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a Panda bear." And with that he draws his gun and fires a hole right through the roof! You could see the sunshine coming through it! The poor man asking questions was terrorized, and the bartender was angry.
But the bear didn't miss a beat. He quipped, "If you don't know what a Panda is, look it up in the dictionary." He stood up, and walked out of the Saloon.
The bartender came running over and his customer sitting there said, "Quick! Do you have a DICTIONARY?" The bartender, a little rattled, said, "Well, sure, here it is," and putting the dictionary on the bar asked, "What's with that guy in the bear suit? He didn't pay for his sandwich, and now I've got a hole in my roof..."
His customer said, "Looky, in this here dictionary it says: Panda, eats, shoots and leaves."
(When you tell this joke, you should say the punch line, inserting pauses (...) like this: "Panda ... eats ... comma ... shoots and leaves.")
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