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Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 03:31:49 PM
We haven't done one of these in a while... I'll start us off.


Once, there was a
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 03:32:36 PM
(normally, you don't get to post twice in a row. But to start us off, I'll do the first two posts, so you can see how it works)



man who decided to
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 16, 2016, 03:36:59 PM
Lighten the mood of
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 04:52:20 PM
the graveyard by exploding
Title: Four word story
Post by: Sbyvl on October 16, 2016, 05:23:17 PM
the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 05:42:06 PM
"Hillary is a witch",
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Post by: happenby on October 16, 2016, 08:57:20 PM
"Who literally entertains demons."
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on October 16, 2016, 09:42:26 PM
Facing unexpected media attention
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Post by: Maximus33 on October 16, 2016, 09:48:55 PM
she grew some carrots
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Post by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 09:51:07 PM
which she fertilized herself
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Post by: Neil Obstat on October 16, 2016, 10:08:51 PM
but the news failed
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Post by: Pax Vobis on October 16, 2016, 10:16:43 PM
to mention that she
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on October 16, 2016, 10:19:34 PM
had dropped her pant-siut's
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 16, 2016, 11:53:24 PM
floral fuschia fleece flap
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 02:13:40 AM
on her way down to
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Post by: Stubborn on October 17, 2016, 07:22:38 AM
the fishing hole for
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Post by: Pax Vobis on October 17, 2016, 09:12:11 AM
a book signing of
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 09:54:16 AM
My Way or Highway
Title: Four word story
Post by: Centroamerica on October 17, 2016, 10:45:51 AM
, which leads to Hell.
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
with no coming back
Title: Four word story
Post by: MyrnaM on October 17, 2016, 11:32:26 AM
Remember eternity is forever ...
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Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 11:46:50 AM
make the right choice
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 17, 2016, 11:57:49 AM
And then Donald Trump
Title: Four word story
Post by: Johnfollower on October 17, 2016, 12:06:20 PM
built a huge, tremendous
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 17, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
wall around the Clinton
Title: Four word story
Post by: Stubborn on October 17, 2016, 12:14:12 PM
Forest in southern most
Title: Four word story
Post by: Capt McQuigg on October 17, 2016, 12:30:36 PM
sits a studious man
Title: Four word story
Post by: MyrnaM on October 17, 2016, 12:35:48 PM
and his name is
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 12:38:33 PM
not for publication today
Title: Four word story
Post by: Capt McQuigg on October 17, 2016, 12:38:42 PM
Edgar Allan Poe DeForrest
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Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 12:47:23 PM
writer and also woodturner
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Post by: MyrnaM on October 17, 2016, 12:47:37 PM
who wrote poems and
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Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 12:55:59 PM
carved statues for basements
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 17, 2016, 01:59:14 PM
also ran for president
Title: Four word story
Post by: Centroamerica on October 17, 2016, 02:06:52 PM
but never got elected
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 02:12:54 PM
that's what they thought
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 17, 2016, 02:26:30 PM
after his stutter revealed
Title: Four word story
Post by: Stubborn on October 17, 2016, 02:28:40 PM
the one time he
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 02:41:44 PM
had nothing to say
Title: Four word story
Post by: Capt McQuigg on October 17, 2016, 02:51:32 PM
That wasn't the end
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 17, 2016, 02:56:29 PM
But then Al Gore
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 03:00:00 PM
walked through the forest
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Post by: Stubborn on October 17, 2016, 03:06:04 PM
with his puppy and
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Post by: Centroamerica on October 17, 2016, 03:11:00 PM
shot his toe off
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 17, 2016, 03:13:26 PM
and said oh my
Title: Four word story
Post by: 1st Mansion Tenant on October 17, 2016, 04:14:14 PM
it's a good thing
Title: Four word story
Post by: MyrnaM on October 17, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
it's global warming, therefore
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 17, 2016, 04:45:47 PM
hug trees, think green
Title: Four word story
Post by: MyrnaM on October 17, 2016, 05:10:54 PM
Think green flat earth
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 17, 2016, 05:52:41 PM
brew hoppy stout beer
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 18, 2016, 02:16:57 AM
have a debate with
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Post by: happenby on October 18, 2016, 12:34:38 PM
Jews heretics and schismatics
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 18, 2016, 01:14:34 PM
on  how to usher
Title: Four word story
Post by: SanMateo on October 19, 2016, 06:28:50 AM
in the New World
Title: Four word story
Post by: Stubborn on October 19, 2016, 06:42:51 AM
of learning what to
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 19, 2016, 07:08:16 AM
say and not say
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 07:19:32 AM
to suicidal trigglypuff feminαzιs
Title: Four word story
Post by: clare on October 19, 2016, 07:59:52 AM
who are unable to
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croix de Fer on October 19, 2016, 08:04:01 AM
see Jews are evil
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 08:37:33 AM
while stuffing their faces
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 19, 2016, 09:12:45 AM
in everyone else's business
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 11:43:58 AM
asking for kosher food
Title: Four word story
Post by: Student of Qi on October 19, 2016, 12:21:17 PM
Via Not A Jew...
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 12:23:46 PM
sparking the next war
Title: Four word story
Post by: Student of Qi on October 19, 2016, 12:26:02 PM
For world peaceful chaos.
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 19, 2016, 12:33:09 PM
which they are experts
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 01:37:40 PM
but when compared to
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 19, 2016, 02:14:23 PM
floral fuschia fleece flap
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 02:56:00 PM
they are nowhere near
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 19, 2016, 03:07:55 PM
blowing in the wind
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 19, 2016, 03:28:54 PM
just blowhards blowing wind
Title: Four word story
Post by: Matthew on October 19, 2016, 03:36:02 PM
. So later, President Obama
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croix de Fer on October 19, 2016, 04:00:11 PM
contracted HIV from Larry
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 19, 2016, 06:12:06 PM
Saying, "we never kissed."
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 08:54:10 PM
then he told Michael
Title: Four word story
Post by: 1st Mansion Tenant on October 19, 2016, 11:45:36 PM
that he should never
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 19, 2016, 11:52:05 PM
stop pretending they were
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 20, 2016, 03:57:57 AM
even though its topical
Title: Four word story
Post by: Stubborn on October 20, 2016, 06:19:30 AM
beef jerky that often
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 20, 2016, 06:27:51 AM
instead they should only
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 20, 2016, 09:46:05 AM
wear hot pink ascots
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 20, 2016, 12:24:28 PM
To match their flaps
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 20, 2016, 12:34:25 PM
made in texas state
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 20, 2016, 01:12:29 PM
so they're extra large
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 20, 2016, 03:03:27 PM
so they can fly
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croix de Fer on October 21, 2016, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: stgobnait
so they can fly


Sorry, I accidently down-thumbed you, so I voted you up on your previous comment.
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 21, 2016, 02:35:12 AM
away from all dislikers
Title: Four word story
Post by: 1st Mansion Tenant on October 21, 2016, 12:12:08 PM
with pitchforks and torches
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croixalist on October 21, 2016, 12:55:20 PM
but not high enough
Title: Four word story
Post by: Kazimierz on October 21, 2016, 01:56:12 PM
Meanwhile in Mirkwood forest
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 21, 2016, 02:32:05 PM
Little Dead Riding Hood
Title: Four word story
Post by: Centroamerica on October 21, 2016, 03:39:44 PM

galloped grinning great leaps
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croix de Fer on October 21, 2016, 05:46:37 PM
selling sanctuary Seattle style
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 22, 2016, 08:35:16 AM
a bridge too far
Title: Four word story
Post by: Johnfollower on October 22, 2016, 11:53:15 AM
from the castle belonging
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 23, 2016, 04:45:07 AM
to a group of
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 26, 2016, 11:13:55 AM
people who don't care
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 27, 2016, 03:30:11 AM
or bother to reply
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on October 27, 2016, 04:11:59 AM
But then again are
Title: Four word story
Post by: Stubborn on October 27, 2016, 05:48:30 AM
we going to let
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 27, 2016, 06:32:05 AM
that get us down
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 27, 2016, 11:02:41 AM
we know we'r bunched
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 27, 2016, 03:13:07 PM
like veg in succotash
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 28, 2016, 03:09:48 AM
we carry on regardless
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 28, 2016, 10:20:06 AM
and play the game
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 29, 2016, 12:20:17 PM
unless someone else plays
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 29, 2016, 12:44:44 PM
with meat and potatoes
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on October 29, 2016, 12:47:50 PM
as in a stew
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 29, 2016, 12:56:46 PM
shaken and not stirred
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on October 30, 2016, 09:03:56 PM
buzzed goosed hammered slammed
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on October 30, 2016, 11:07:43 PM
Now headed for bed.......
Title: Four word story
Post by: Nadir on October 31, 2016, 12:45:58 AM
hoping for sweet dreams
Title: Four word story
Post by: Maria Regina on October 31, 2016, 03:00:05 AM
and salvation from Christ.
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on October 31, 2016, 08:33:19 AM
in Whom we trust
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 03, 2016, 03:17:15 PM
for ever and ever
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 03, 2016, 03:46:18 PM
even if it seems
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 05, 2016, 06:44:13 AM
to atheists at least
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 05, 2016, 02:17:17 PM
we are laughable fools
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on November 05, 2016, 04:19:01 PM
Going to a hayride.....
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 05, 2016, 04:50:06 PM
with no wheels on
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 08, 2016, 02:22:02 AM
or brakes on either
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on November 08, 2016, 02:49:50 AM
The tractor or wagon
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 08, 2016, 07:46:53 AM
we are carried along
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 08, 2016, 09:40:12 AM
in the hope that
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 08, 2016, 10:28:53 AM
Someone will lift us
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 09, 2016, 06:22:49 AM
like a Clinton defeat
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 09, 2016, 08:19:22 AM
Up Up and Away
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 09, 2016, 11:35:05 AM
as we Irish say
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on November 09, 2016, 02:51:16 PM
"Like a hen's teeth"
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 09, 2016, 03:02:51 PM
the more the merrier
Title: Four word story
Post by: PAT317 on November 10, 2016, 05:23:56 PM
in this crazy story
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 10, 2016, 06:26:15 PM
up might be down
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 11, 2016, 02:30:25 AM
and it probably is
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 11, 2016, 05:08:50 AM
with many who die
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 11, 2016, 08:22:11 AM
without hope of any
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 11, 2016, 10:37:20 PM
help fron Novus Ordo
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 13, 2016, 01:36:41 AM
to drain the swamp
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on November 13, 2016, 06:57:16 AM
Restore Christ to America
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 13, 2016, 04:26:18 PM
along with Heaven's Queen
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 13, 2016, 04:44:59 PM
melt our hearts of
Title: Four word story
Post by: SanMateo on November 15, 2016, 09:08:40 AM
obsidian and change them
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 15, 2016, 09:55:42 AM
to whatever is most
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 15, 2016, 02:04:05 PM
pleasing to her Son
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 17, 2016, 06:53:32 AM
and his mother Mary
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 17, 2016, 06:56:25 AM
whose moon shines brightest
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 17, 2016, 06:57:37 AM
for all to see
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 17, 2016, 07:50:06 AM
above and below the
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on November 17, 2016, 12:34:04 PM
waters of the firmament
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 20, 2016, 10:56:15 AM
and there we find
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 20, 2016, 02:13:53 PM
Pearls of great price
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 20, 2016, 03:09:11 PM
found only in Christianity
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 22, 2016, 01:47:51 AM
the fullness of Truth
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on November 22, 2016, 05:33:44 AM
What a beautiful morning!
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 23, 2016, 05:37:22 AM
depends where you live
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 23, 2016, 06:27:30 AM
most mornings are beautiful
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 23, 2016, 09:13:08 AM
set in battle array
Title: Four word story
Post by: happenby on November 23, 2016, 01:21:27 PM
Is our Morning Star
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 23, 2016, 02:34:11 PM
bright as the moon
Title: Four word story
Post by: magdalena on November 23, 2016, 07:58:09 PM
crown of twelve stars
Title: Four word story
Post by: St Ignatius on November 23, 2016, 08:49:27 PM
with heel upon serpent
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on November 23, 2016, 09:36:27 PM
having her morning coffee
Title: Four word story
Post by: Felicitas on November 23, 2016, 09:53:00 PM
She began to ponder
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on November 23, 2016, 10:56:30 PM
"Cafe Americano's too weak."
Title: Four word story
Post by: St Ignatius on November 23, 2016, 11:34:53 PM
I'll add some kahlua
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on November 23, 2016, 11:39:18 PM
a dash of cinnamon
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on November 23, 2016, 11:40:30 PM
oh, what the heck...
Title: Four word story
Post by: Neil Obstat on November 23, 2016, 11:41:58 PM
a double SHOT, too.
Title: Four word story
Post by: Felicitas on November 23, 2016, 11:46:18 PM
Later that day she
Title: Four word story
Post by: Croix de Fer on November 24, 2016, 12:07:38 AM
bought some N95 masks
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 24, 2016, 02:43:43 AM
which she'd keep for
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 24, 2016, 05:49:52 AM
visiting Rome these days
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 24, 2016, 09:51:09 AM
of mercy and fog
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 25, 2016, 10:38:16 PM
 and blur of tears
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 26, 2016, 03:16:38 AM
black cassocks and all
Title: Four word story
Post by: magdalena on November 26, 2016, 12:42:33 PM
Who would have thought
Title: Four word story
Post by: Johnfollower on November 26, 2016, 01:16:19 PM
Burke would actually dare
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on November 26, 2016, 04:31:13 PM
 say the Emperor's clothes
Title: Four word story
Post by: magdalena on November 26, 2016, 08:35:31 PM
are but a ploy
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on November 28, 2016, 04:12:21 AM
as the story goes
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on November 28, 2016, 07:49:49 AM
they laughed and cried
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on December 01, 2016, 04:09:02 AM
but to no avail
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 01, 2016, 12:55:56 PM
for behind the scene
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on December 05, 2016, 06:09:17 AM
four cardinals are asking
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 05, 2016, 12:30:30 PM
the man in white
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 06, 2016, 10:49:45 PM
What are you thinking?
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 07, 2016, 05:59:44 AM
what is your plan
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on December 07, 2016, 11:11:00 AM
many say it stinks
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 08, 2016, 06:26:59 AM
but who are we
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 08, 2016, 10:20:31 PM
to judge marxist prelates
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 09, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
who duck and weave
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 09, 2016, 07:37:28 PM
frome doctrine and Dogma
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 09, 2016, 07:39:19 PM
seemingly intimate with filth
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on December 10, 2016, 12:09:02 AM
Will he ever repent?
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 10, 2016, 03:26:46 AM
does not seem like
Title: Four word story
Post by: cassini on December 10, 2016, 01:32:55 PM
he has a clue
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 10, 2016, 11:34:50 PM
about leading  the Church
Title: Four word story
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on December 11, 2016, 04:18:56 AM
Pope really needs prayers.
Title: Four word story
Post by: magdalena on December 11, 2016, 05:59:20 AM
That is for certain.
Title: Four word story
Post by: stgobnait on December 11, 2016, 06:07:01 AM
and called to account
Title: Four word story
Post by: josefamenendez on December 11, 2016, 12:21:29 PM
with public contrition of
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Post by: stgobnait on December 11, 2016, 01:45:54 PM
things said and done