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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Matthew on October 16, 2016, 03:31:49 PM
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We haven't done one of these in a while... I'll start us off.
Once, there was a
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(normally, you don't get to post twice in a row. But to start us off, I'll do the first two posts, so you can see how it works)
man who decided to
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Lighten the mood of
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the graveyard by exploding
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the Hillary Clinton campaign.
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"Hillary is a witch",
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"Who literally entertains demons."
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Facing unexpected media attention
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she grew some carrots
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which she fertilized herself
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but the news failed
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to mention that she
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had dropped her pant-siut's
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floral fuschia fleece flap
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on her way down to
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the fishing hole for
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a book signing of
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My Way or Highway
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, which leads to Hell.
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with no coming back
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Remember eternity is forever ...
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make the right choice
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And then Donald Trump
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built a huge, tremendous
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wall around the Clinton
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Forest in southern most
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sits a studious man
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and his name is
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not for publication today
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Edgar Allan Poe DeForrest
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writer and also woodturner
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who wrote poems and
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carved statues for basements
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also ran for president
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but never got elected
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that's what they thought
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after his stutter revealed
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the one time he
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had nothing to say
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That wasn't the end
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But then Al Gore
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walked through the forest
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with his puppy and
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shot his toe off
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and said oh my
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it's a good thing
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it's global warming, therefore
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hug trees, think green
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Think green flat earth
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brew hoppy stout beer
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have a debate with
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Jews heretics and schismatics
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on how to usher
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in the New World
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of learning what to
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say and not say
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to suicidal trigglypuff feminαzιs
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who are unable to
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see Jews are evil
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while stuffing their faces
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in everyone else's business
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asking for kosher food
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Via Not A Jew...
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sparking the next war
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For world peaceful chaos.
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which they are experts
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but when compared to
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floral fuschia fleece flap
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they are nowhere near
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blowing in the wind
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just blowhards blowing wind
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. So later, President Obama
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contracted HIV from Larry
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Saying, "we never kissed."
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then he told Michael
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that he should never
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stop pretending they were
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even though its topical
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beef jerky that often
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instead they should only
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wear hot pink ascots
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To match their flaps
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made in texas state
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so they're extra large
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so they can fly
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so they can fly
Sorry, I accidently down-thumbed you, so I voted you up on your previous comment.
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away from all dislikers
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with pitchforks and torches
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but not high enough
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Meanwhile in Mirkwood forest
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Little Dead Riding Hood
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galloped grinning great leaps
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selling sanctuary Seattle style
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a bridge too far
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from the castle belonging
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to a group of
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people who don't care
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or bother to reply
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But then again are
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we going to let
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that get us down
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we know we'r bunched
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like veg in succotash
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we carry on regardless
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and play the game
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unless someone else plays
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with meat and potatoes
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as in a stew
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shaken and not stirred
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buzzed goosed hammered slammed
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Now headed for bed.......
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hoping for sweet dreams
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and salvation from Christ.
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in Whom we trust
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for ever and ever
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even if it seems
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to atheists at least
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we are laughable fools
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Going to a hayride.....
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with no wheels on
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or brakes on either
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The tractor or wagon
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we are carried along
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in the hope that
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Someone will lift us
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like a Clinton defeat
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Up Up and Away
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as we Irish say
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"Like a hen's teeth"
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the more the merrier
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in this crazy story
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up might be down
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and it probably is
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with many who die
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without hope of any
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help fron Novus Ordo
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to drain the swamp
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Restore Christ to America
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along with Heaven's Queen
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melt our hearts of
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obsidian and change them
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to whatever is most
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pleasing to her Son
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and his mother Mary
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whose moon shines brightest
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for all to see
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above and below the
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waters of the firmament
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and there we find
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Pearls of great price
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found only in Christianity
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the fullness of Truth
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What a beautiful morning!
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depends where you live
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most mornings are beautiful
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set in battle array
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Is our Morning Star
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bright as the moon
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crown of twelve stars
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with heel upon serpent
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having her morning coffee
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She began to ponder
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"Cafe Americano's too weak."
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I'll add some kahlua
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a dash of cinnamon
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oh, what the heck...
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a double SHOT, too.
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Later that day she
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bought some N95 masks
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which she'd keep for
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visiting Rome these days
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of mercy and fog
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and blur of tears
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black cassocks and all
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Who would have thought
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Burke would actually dare
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say the Emperor's clothes
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are but a ploy
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as the story goes
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they laughed and cried
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but to no avail
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for behind the scene
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four cardinals are asking
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the man in white
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What are you thinking?
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what is your plan
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many say it stinks
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but who are we
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to judge marxist prelates
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who duck and weave
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frome doctrine and Dogma
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seemingly intimate with filth
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Will he ever repent?
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does not seem like
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he has a clue
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about leading the Church
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Pope really needs prayers.
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That is for certain.
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and called to account
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with public contrition of
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things said and done