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Offline MaterDominici

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Four Husbands
« on: February 19, 2013, 08:46:40 PM »
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  • The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her quest...ions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.

    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.


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    She smiled and explained,

    "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

    "I think that Catholicism, that's as sane as people can get."  - Jordan Peterson


    Offline Stella

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    Four Husbands
    « Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 05:17:52 PM »
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  • Oh, that is SO bad!  :laugh1:

    Another husband/wife joke:

    Wife: You know, sometimes I think the only reason you married me is that I inherited $5 million dollars from my father.

    Husband: Don't be ridiculous. If you'd inherited it from your mother I would have married you all the same.

    Mother of God, pray for us sinners.


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    « Reply #2 on: February 24, 2013, 06:43:17 PM »
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  •   Those are good ones!  :laugh1:

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    « Reply #3 on: March 31, 2013, 06:26:05 PM »
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  •  :laugh1: