I hear that the police are investigating an act of vandalism/terrorism at the home of Donald Trump. The main suspect is believed to be a fat man with a white beard dressed in red. He is wanted by the police for questioning with regard to the alleged act of vandalism/terrorism, keeping wildlife without a license (eight tiny reindeer, an endangered species) speeding (he used the reindeer to elude the police) and there are question about his immigration status in the US.