A convent of cloistered nuns, who rarely speak or go out are given tickets to the ballgame. They are very excited, and when they go they sit down in front of a hapless atheist stadiumgoer.
The nuns jump up as their favorite player scored a home run, and their waving sleeves of their billowing habits blocks the man from seeing the game. He says "I bet if I go down to the three hundred level there will be no nuns there" so he gets up, and walks down to the three hundred level. In the next inning, the nuns jump up again and start waving their arms for the fan cam. The man wants to be on the cam, and being blocked, he says "I bet for sure there are no nuns at the two hundred level"
The man walks down, sits behind more nuns at the two hundreds level and soon, the officials make a call the nuns don't like. The nuns stand up and boo loudly and make a huge ruckus. The man says to the young man, who is a seminarian in laymen's clothing "i'll bet down at the one hundred level there are no nuns" The seminarian, distraught with the atheist man says to him "why don't you just go on down to hell, because for sure there aren't any nuns there!"
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