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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Gag Hogan Ilium on May 24, 2016, 11:09:52 PM
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TANT
http://wordinfo.info/unit/3715/ip:1/il:T
ILI
http://wordquests.info/cgi/ice2-for.cgi?file=/hsphere/local/home/scribejo/wordquests.info/htm/d0001053.htm&HIGHLIGHT=up
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This post embarrasses me.
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TANT
http://wordinfo.info/unit/3715/ip:1/il:T
ILI
http://wordquests.info/cgi/ice2-for.cgi?file=/hsphere/local/home/scribejo/wordquests.info/htm/d0001053.htm&HIGHLIGHT=up
It might be past your bedtime, boy.
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:facepalm:
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You missed the M in militant. Go back to kindergarten!
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Utterly stupid. If you're going to hide something in plain sight, you forget that it needs to be right there, in plain sight, once you know where to look.
You don't need to remove some letters arbitrarily, reverse it, switch languages, etc.
Stupid!
Gag Hogan Ilium
Gag
similar to "Gog" as in "Gog and Magog".
Or, Gag, as in "activate the gag reflex and throw up".
Hogan
Hulk Hogan, a stupid pro wrestler
Or, Hogan's heroes, some Hollywood garbage produced by Jews
Ilium = Bone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilium_(bone)
Bone is a slang term for somthing dirty.
Bones are also sought after by evolutionists, seeking a missing link between humans and apes.
Or should I make some connection between Hogan (a man) and "bone"?
You want to Gag a man named Hogan with a "bone"?
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Or let's take his last name,
Laughing Amigo
First, the "laughing"
Remove the g (just because)
laughin
Now reverse it:
nih gual
Nih for nihilism, the desire to destroy everything.
gual - Old Irish gúal ?(“charcoal, coal”)
So he wants to reduce the orderly world we live in to so much smoldering coal.
Next, the second part of his name "amigo"
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=amigo
Gematria for that word is "45".
Multiplied by the 2 accounts you've had on CathInfo, you have "90".
The Freemasons love the number 9, and 0 represents nihilism.
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And his latest account was registered on
4-24-16
4-(24-16 =8)
4-8
4 plus 8 is 12, for the twelve tribes of Israel
4-(24+16 = 40)
"It is accepted metaphysical bible scholars that the number forty means sufficient / completeness:[iv] Thus when in the story of Jephthah and the Ephraimites the use of the number forty and two thousand simply means that there was a sufficient number of Ephraimites killed for complete victory."
One Minister I know when I asked him about the story in Judges 12: 1- 4, who is also very good with numbers reminded me that 42,000 is a multiple of 12, and twelve has a metaphysical meaning of 'fulfillment;' Spiritual fulfillment to be exact meaning that all material things represent spiritual realities. So the 42,000 of the story would mean completeness and fulfillment.
http://www.themasonictrowel.com/masonic_talk/masonic_matter/files/masonic_matter_2009_10-10.htm
4-40
4 minus 40 is NEGATIVE 36.
NEGATIVE (3 times 12).
So it's 3 times a diabolical (negative) fulfillment! The 3 times must be mocking the Holy Trinity.
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It's like glaston all over again.
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I was hoping considering the recent revelation that Church Militant is run by a ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖ, and the forum this is posted in, the joke would be more appreciated. Maybe I'm bad at jokes. :rolleyes:
Posts that make you SEEM like a teenager (or younger!) should also be posted here. If you want to post something silly, here is the place.
Utterly stupid.
Did you mean udderly stupid? :clown:
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Wait, wait guys. This thread may become the single most important reverse-hidden-upside down code-message we'll ever get to decipher!
AIG Ghoul Mania
This is obviously forecasting another gigantic federal bailout that will usher in the Zombie apocalypse!
I Go Hug Manila, G
A secret message shout-out to all his "homies" that he will start a drug/race war in the Philippines! Alternatively, the "G" is masonic!
Oi! In A Ham Gulag
A clear reference to both the Animal Farm and cσncєnтrαтισn cαмρs for non-Jews!
Hogging Mali AU
Because we know AU stands for gold, this is an obvious reference to having control over Mali's gold mining industry!
... and now we arrive at his true identity!
O, I Am Hugging Al
There is only one picture this could possibly refer to:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/10/15/310ED08900000578-3440536-image-a-9_1455117455523.jpg)
Oh the Humanity! "Laughing Amigo" was Bernie Sanders all along!!!11
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Very funny guys :roll-laugh1: Especially that last one, Nadir. I fully expect to see 1,0027 more posts mocking my username. Go ahead, I'm sure there's enough anagrams. :laugh2:
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Maybe I'm bad at jokes.
Bernie,
There is no maybe about it. You are bad at jokes.
Seriously, I was surprised that Bernie Sanders even knew how to use the internet let alone have time to post on CathInfo!
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Very funny guys :roll-laugh1: Especially that last one, Nadir. I fully expect to see 1,0027 more posts mocking my username. Go ahead, I'm sure there's enough anagrams. :laugh2:
10027 is the New York zip code where Columbia University is located!
http://money.cnn.com/2016/04/19/investing/bernie-sanders-columbia-divestment/
Hi! Oil, Gun, GM, GAA
Fooling everyone else to drop oil, guns, General Motors, and the Gaelic Athletic Association so you can move in on the sly huh?
We're on to you Mr. Sanders!
Maybe I'm bad at jokes.
Bernie,
There is no maybe about it. You are bad at jokes.
Seriously, I was surprised that Bernie Sanders even knew how to use the internet let alone have time to post on CathInfo!
True but sad. Feel the Bern!
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And just think of all the laughing amigos who will benefit from the continuing cha-cha line that is the US-Mexican Border under Sanders!
(http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/vpr/files/styles/medium/public/201601/Hispanics-Sanders-VPR-Hirschfeld-20160128JPG_0.JPG)
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Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
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Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
You mean....Croixalist was pulling our legs???
I'm....shocked!
:roll-laugh1: Actually, not only do you not tell jokes well, you apparently have no sense of humor either. I guess that's why your jokes fall flat.
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Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
You mean....Croixalist was pulling our legs???
I'm....shocked!
:roll-laugh1: Actually, not only do you not tell jokes well, you apparently have no sense of humor either. I guess that's why your jokes fall flat.
Aw :( Oh well. Good thing your sense of humor makes up for mine
Maybe I'm bad at jokes.
Bernie,
:really-mad2:
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A guy named Gag didn't get the gag?
I don't have a problem with you going after the Voris crew. The problem was that in doing so you were making fun of "Church Militant" which is actually a real thing outside of the Vortex. You'd be better off giving them a new logo like "Church Debutante" or something.
If you had looked it up first, you might have been aware that although "Ilium" means part of the hip, it also means lower abdomen in Latin and very much related to "ili".
This concludes our lesson in traditional Catholic rhetorical awareness. I hope we have all learned something here.
Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
548? As in the 548 democratic delegates up for grabs in California? You're so focused on the campaign!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/28/california-primary-5-facts/
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I think it is creepy that this topic is in "teenager" section.
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A guy named Gag didn't get the gag?
I don't have a problem with you going after the Voris crew. The problem was that in doing so you were making fun of "Church Militant" which is actually a real thing outside of the Vortex. You'd be better off giving them a new logo like "Church Debutante" or something.[/quote]
I was making fun of Church Ilitant. I do get the gag though ... I just feel I got pounced on as if I was making a serious argument.
If you had looked it up first, you might have been aware that although "Ilium" means part of the hip, it also means lower abdomen in Latin and very much related to "ili".
TANT- & ILI- are Latin prefixes meaning "so much" & "groin," respectively.
OH, I suppose you're talking about my username. lol
If you want, see Suffixes and other word-final elements of English, 1982 for ILI-, since I know I only posted a link to the Greek translation.
This concludes our lesson in traditional Catholic rhetorical awareness. I hope we have all learned something here.
Thank you professor. :jester:
Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
548? As in the 548 democratic delegates up for grabs in California? You're so focused on the campaign!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/28/california-primary-5-facts/
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BERNIE 2016!!11
I think it is creepy that this topic is in "teenager" section.
I read it was the place to post silly stuff.
Someone disabled my quotes. :scratchchin:
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That happens when you have an imbalance of quote vs /quote tags. The above has two more closing "/quote" tags than opening "quote" tags. Always preview before you post long series of quotes. Have one of your campaign managers to work on it for you.
A guy named Gag didn't get the gag?
I don't have a problem with you going after the Voris crew. The problem was that in doing so you were making fun of "Church Militant" which is actually a real thing outside of the Vortex. You'd be better off giving them a new logo like "Church Debutante" or something.
I was making fun of Church Ilitant. I do get the gag though ... I just feel I got pounced on as if I was making a serious argument.
If you had looked it up first, you might have been aware that although "Ilium" means part of the hip, it also means lower abdomen in Latin and very much related to "ili".
TANT- & ILI- are Latin prefixes meaning "so much" & "groin," respectively.
OH, I suppose you're talking about my username. lol
If you want, see Suffixes and other word-final elements of English, 1982 for ILI-, since I know I only posted a link to the Greek translation.
This concludes our lesson in traditional Catholic rhetorical awareness. I hope we have all learned something here.
Thank you professor. :jester:
Okay come on guys, you have to have an IQ of 1 to think I'm Bernie Sanders after all I've said about the Jєωιѕн conspiracy. :furtive: Croix yours is probably .548 and I witness it decay every time you call me Sanders :rolleyes:
548? As in the 548 democratic delegates up for grabs in California? You're so focused on the campaign!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/28/california-primary-5-facts/
BERNIE 2016!!11
I think it is creepy that this topic is in "teenager" section.
I read it was the place to post silly stuff.
Someone disabled my quotes. :scratchchin:
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That happens when you have an imbalance of quote vs /quote tags. The above has two more closing "/quote" tags than opening "quote" tags. Always preview before you post long series of quotes. Have one of your campaign managers to work on it for you.
Thanks! I'm an old Jew, not exactly tech-savvy. Great advice.
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I believe that this was merely a coarse joke, but it is well worth taking up the point seriously. As the good Bishop once remarked ''yes I am a conspiracy nut''. There is a very well organised, fiendishly clever diabolical cabal rulnig the entire world. Their tendrils are everywhere, even in the Society founded by Archbishop Lefebvre, pupil of the staunch Catholic anti-Liberal Pere Le Floch, founded for the purposes of the Counter-Revolution! The global Satanic elite can and do signal to one another secretly via the media -- in one of his excellent videotaped conferences Bishop Williamson refers to it. I imagine it flatters their pride, predicting and boasting of their plans and schemes in a way only the ''Enlightened'' spot: no man is prouder than a Humanist. No man is prouder than a Mason.
In this connection, Matthew published a very instructive though far from flawless (the author is apparently a nєω ωσrℓ∂ σr∂єr pawn and is fed a little to keep the semi-aware deluded) video by a Mr Johnston (? I think) on predictions of forged atrocities past and present in American banknotes.
Edit: I think it might be this video but my computer is giving me gyp so I cannot be sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4yAa2xk6k
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Coarse joke sounds like sympathy for sodomite scuм --I apologise -- such vileness deserves all disgust and ridicule.
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