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Offline Quid Retribuam Domino

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Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
« on: January 10, 2019, 01:04:43 AM »
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  • From the woman came the beginning of sin, and by her we all die. ~ Ecclesiasticus 25:33

    International Women's Day is a day we all celebrate Eve's rebellion at the Tree and our plummet into sin.

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    Re: Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
    « Reply #1 on: January 10, 2019, 01:11:39 AM »
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  • Oh man, kitty was really slashing on the 2nd insert!

    Next time, I'd get a spray bottle of ammonia and shoot a couple rounds into the slot before I dropped the mail.



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    Re: Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
    « Reply #2 on: January 10, 2019, 01:41:32 AM »
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  • Lord have mercy.

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    Re: Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
    « Reply #3 on: January 10, 2019, 09:49:13 AM »
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  • I bet the wife trained the cat so the credit card bill didn’t get delivered ;)

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    Re: Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
    « Reply #4 on: January 10, 2019, 02:54:37 PM »
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  • A mischief cat kept stealing newborn puppies.

    Lord have mercy.


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    Re: Cat Causes Problems For Mailman
    « Reply #5 on: January 10, 2019, 06:51:28 PM »
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  •  :furtive:
    I suspect this is another Jewish psychoanalyst story, where the puppies were actually cats, trapped inside a dogs body.
    They just needed an alpha-cat to free them.
    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi

     

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