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California vs Texas
« on: June 21, 2010, 10:18:04 AM »
California vs. Texas

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and
spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
testing it for diseases.
#4.. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the
state.

Texas :

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent
$0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead
coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke????


If you hadn’t heard –  Texas Gov. Perry DID shoot & kill a threatening coyote while out jogging with his dog.

California vs Texas
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 10:44:56 AM »
It would be very  :roll-laugh2:  if it weren't so true.


California vs Texas
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 02:01:14 PM »
Perry is a minion for NWO, turned over Tx roads to taht Spanish company for tolls too....

recall, Sarah palin is alleged to have hunted while flying in a helicopter...real sportsman-like

California vs Texas
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2010, 02:09:40 PM »
I know what your thinkin punk coyote-did I fire 5 shots of 6...

California vs Texas
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 11:45:39 PM »
For a guy who does not personally favor firearms for citizens, he seems pretty comfortable using them himself.

At least he's a liberal that's not afraid to use a gun.  :laugh1: