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Offline Matthew

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A fishing story
« on: June 26, 2010, 06:10:06 PM »
A funny e-mail forward I received:


    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.
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Offline Trinity

A fishing story
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2010, 06:34:32 PM »
I had forgotten that joke.  It's a good one.   :roll-laugh2:
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Offline Trinity

A fishing story
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2010, 06:40:19 PM »
I remembered another fishing story, but this is a true story.  A couple of guys got done fishing and when they went to go home their pickup wouldn't start.  They discovered the fuse was dead, so they stuck a bullet in where the fuse went.  The pickup then started up and ran fine.  But on the way home, the bullet went off and shot the driver in the leg.
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