First things first, apparently!

If the kid can survive the photo-opp, then he might be worth saving.
This is a new age, all right.
I went to a Starbucks today and a man walked in, approached the Barista and held out his stupid phone screen for the Barista to look at. Without saying a word, the customer stood there holding his phone out because he had placed an order on-line and he was there to pick it up, no conversation necessary!
But perhaps he was just dumb.