can yes, want to, no and it would sound likea mix of cat mating and wood chuck in a chipper.....
That is still better than most! I admire honesty but I am sure you could hold a tune just fine.
Now proficiency at Gregorian Chant...whew that is tough and difficult for this bass. Our schola sings a little too high even for men. I find even the average bass line a little high for most polyphonic works.
I love singing Ode to Joy in German, with the musical phrasing as per the chorale from LVB's 9th, and not the transcription used in hymn books.
A good cigar or pipe I find really mellows and deepens my voice. I dont recommend though taking up smoking!!!!