Author Topic: Another Twist on Potty Mouth (Read 2362 times)

Trinity · « **on:** August 25, 2010, 06:39:30 PM »

October 31 is the day that heretics celebrate their revolt against Jesus Christ and His Mystical Body, the Holy Roman Catholic Church. On this day in 1517 the heresiarch Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the doors of the church in Wittenberg, Germany. This day is the birthday of all modern protestantism.

I have found that in many cases God leaves little hints, some that are actually quite funny, others quite serious, that let us know if His hand is in something or not.

Is it not odd that the day that heretics celebrate as their birthday is also the most widely celebrated satanic "holiday" of the year?

Is it not also odd that Luther suffered severe constipation and that he actually wrote the bulk of his Theses while on the toilet! Recently Luther's toilet was discovered and protestant heretics make pilgrimages to visit the toilet of Luther!

This is no joke - honest - you cannot make this stuff up! Here are a few links with a few quotes from the stories...

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20041025/luther.html

Martin Luther's Toilet Flushed Out
By Rossella Lorenzi, Discovery News
Oct. 25, 2004 — German archaeologists have discovered the birthplace of the Protestant Reformation — a stone toilet on which the constipated Martin Luther wrote the Ninety-Five Theses that launched the creation of Europe's Protestant churches.
Scholars had always known that the 16th-century religious leader suffered from acute constipation and spent hours in contemplation on the toilet seat...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm

"Luther is quoted as saying he was "in cloaca", or in the sewer, when he was inspired to argue that salvation is granted because of faith, not deeds. "

"And while it is probable that the inspiration that led to Luther's reforms occurred on this toilet, it is impossible to prove it beyond doubt, Dr Treu says.
Future visitors to Wittenberg's Martin Luther museum will be able to view the new find, though structural concerns mean they will not be free to test its qualities as a toilet."

Now - i could be very crude here, but i won't - i will simply state that Luther was full of something and it became the 95 Theses!

I love my God - Only He could have allowed such a perfectly hilarious way to expose a satanic heretic for what he is!

gladius_veritatis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »

Come to think of it, 95 theses rhymes with the something of which Marty was full

Matthew · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2010, 11:40:40 PM »

That would make writing a poem/song about this whole thing very easy...

While Luther sat upon the throne (his fiber was quite lacking)
Digesting Reader's Digest, Outdoor Life that he'd been stacking.
And once upon a potty this bold corpulent old fellow
had quite a revelation, all the neighbors heard him bellow,
"I got it, it's quite simple, can't believe I am the first
to realize that faith creates a good man from the worst.
He needn't change his life, repent or tell a priest at church.
Faith alone will save you, deeds will leave you in the lurch!"
And in the coming weeks, as Martin waited on the can
he wracked his brain and thought how he could overcome the Man
who sat in Rome, the head of the entire Catholic Church,
the same who said we all must fight to overcome the curse,
which we received when Adam sinned when he was still in Eden.
Our body has a fallen nature, grace must do the leadin'.
But Luther had a foul mouth, he had a favorite word
whose meaning was quite similar to offal, dung or turd.
Indeed it was while he was trying to emit his feces,
that he produced his Revolution, five-and-ninety Theses.

Trinity · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2010, 07:19:36 AM »

:applause: Very amusing. :roll-laugh1: I wonder if Dulcamara can top that.

Who knew the birthplace of the protties was a potty!

Trinity · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2010, 01:55:47 PM »

But what faith can we learn from these false teachers when, in consequence of separating from the Church, they have no rule of faith? ... How often Calvin changed his opinions! And, during his life, Luther was constantly contradicting himself: on the single article of the Eucharist, he fell into thirty-three contradictions! A single contradiction is enough to show that they did not have the Spirit of God. "He cannot deny Himself"
In a word, take away the authority of the Church, and neither Divine Revelation nor natural reason itself is of any use, for each of them may be interpreted by every individual according to his own caprice ... Do they not see that from this accursed liberty of conscience has arisen the immense variety of heretical and atheistic sects? ... I repeat: if you take away obedience to the Church, there is no error which will not be embraced.
St. Alphonsus

Roman Catholic · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2010, 05:07:53 AM »

Quote from: Trinity

October 31 is the day that heretics celebrate their revolt against Jesus Christ and His Mystical Body, the Holy Roman Catholic Church. On this day in 1517 the heresiarch Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the doors of the church in Wittenberg, Germany. This day is the birthday of all modern protestantism.

I have found that in many cases God leaves little hints, some that are actually quite funny, others quite serious, that let us know if His hand is in something or not.

Is it not odd that the day that heretics celebrate as their birthday is also the most widely celebrated satanic "holiday" of the year?

Is it not also odd that Luther suffered severe constipation and that he actually wrote the bulk of his Theses while on the toilet! Recently Luther's toilet was discovered and protestant heretics make pilgrimages to visit the toilet of Luther!

This is no joke - honest - you cannot make this stuff up! Here are a few links with a few quotes from the stories...

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20041025/luther.html

Martin Luther's Toilet Flushed Out
By Rossella Lorenzi, Discovery News
Oct. 25, 2004 — German archaeologists have discovered the birthplace of the Protestant Reformation — a stone toilet on which the constipated Martin Luther wrote the Ninety-Five Theses that launched the creation of Europe's Protestant churches.
Scholars had always known that the 16th-century religious leader suffered from acute constipation and spent hours in contemplation on the toilet seat...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm

"Luther is quoted as saying he was "in cloaca", or in the sewer, when he was inspired to argue that salvation is granted because of faith, not deeds. "

"And while it is probable that the inspiration that led to Luther's reforms occurred on this toilet, it is impossible to prove it beyond doubt, Dr Treu says.
Future visitors to Wittenberg's Martin Luther museum will be able to view the new find, though structural concerns mean they will not be free to test its qualities as a toilet."

Now - i could be very crude here, but i won't - i will simply state that Luther was full of something and it became the 95 Theses!

I love my God - Only He could have allowed such a perfectly hilarious way to expose a satanic heretic for what he is!

Trinity,

Interesting post!

Trinity · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2010, 08:25:02 AM »

Thank you, RC. My thought was that any religion conceived in a bathroom has to be less than edifying. I know, from experience, that when one's body is suffering, one's mind takes flight. I'm sure satan would be glad to help us with that. If only Luther had turned to Our Lady in his distress!