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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Matthew on October 03, 2015, 08:27:39 PM

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: Matthew on October 03, 2015, 08:27:39 PM

A  rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a  guy close by wearing a Jєωιѕн cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of  hair.

He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is  Jєωιѕн.

So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone  can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew  over there'.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives  him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'thank you', in an equally loud  voice.

This infuriates the Arab.

He once again loudly  orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does  not seem to bother the Jєωιѕн guy. He continues to smile, and again yells:  'thank you'.

The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with  that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but  him, and all he does is
smile and thank me."

The bartender  replies: 'He owns the place'.

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: Marlelar on October 04, 2015, 07:35:42 PM

 :roll-laugh1:

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: HiddenServant on November 29, 2015, 08:25:31 PM

Typical business as usual no pun intended ! :applause:

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: LittleFlowerGirl29 on December 21, 2015, 10:58:02 AM

 :really-mad2:

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: 2Vermont on December 21, 2015, 03:51:33 PM

 :roll-laugh2:

I wish I could up-thumb this.   :wink:

Title: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar
Post by: Neil Obstat on December 26, 2015, 09:09:59 PM

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If that rich Arab had been more observant, he would have noticed the mezuzah at the main entrance to the bar.  Mazel tov!   :cheers:

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