Author Topic: An Arab and a Jew are in a bar (Read 2927 times)

Matthew · « **on:** October 03, 2015, 08:27:39 PM »

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jєωιѕн cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jєωιѕн.

So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there'.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'thank you', in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab.

He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jєωιѕн guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'thank you'.

The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is
smile and thank me."

The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.

Marlelar · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2015, 07:35:42 PM »

:roll-laugh1:

HiddenServant · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2015, 08:25:31 PM »

Typical business as usual no pun intended ! :applause:

LittleFlowerGirl29 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2015, 10:58:02 AM »

:really-mad2:

2Vermont · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:51:33 PM »

:roll-laugh2:

I wish I could up-thumb this. :wink:

Neil Obstat · « **Reply #5 on:** December 26, 2015, 09:09:59 PM »

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If that rich Arab had been more observant, he would have noticed the mezuzah at the main entrance to the bar. Mazel tov! :cheers:

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