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Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: Catholic Samurai on April 04, 2011, 09:21:15 PM: ... is when you and your family are saying your rosary and your grandmother (who was not present when you started) walks in and asks "Who died?".
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: MyrnaM on April 07, 2011, 12:15:16 PM: :roll-laugh1:

Good one!
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: Viva Cristo Rey on April 22, 2015, 10:13:31 PM: :roll-laugh1:
Quote from: Catholic Samurai

... is when you and your family are saying your rosary and your grandmother (who was not present when you started) walks in and asks "Who died?".
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: Elizabeth on April 23, 2015, 05:16:52 PM: :laugh1:
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: wallflower on April 23, 2015, 05:36:46 PM: haha, telltale signs. :laugh1:
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: JoeZ on April 23, 2015, 06:51:11 PM: Quickest way to get your in-laws to leave early, invite them to say the family rosary. Unfortunately this is true for me, but not really funny. :cry:
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: PerEvangelicaDicta on April 24, 2015, 09:56:58 AM: Amen, JoeZ. Been there!

(confession: I was relieved when they left. Downright mean people for whom we pray mightily)
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: Ladislaus on May 04, 2015, 02:12:18 PM: Or granny doesn't pray enough.

I was praying in a church one day when a someone whom I recognized saw me, and she asked, "Is everything OK?" And I looked at her puzzled. Why does prayer only happen for the Novus Ordites when there are "problems"?
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: Capt McQuigg on May 04, 2015, 03:28:33 PM: Quote from: Ladislaus
Or granny doesn't pray enough.

I was praying in a church one day when a someone whom I recognized saw me, and she asked, "Is everything OK?" And I looked at her puzzled. Why does prayer only happen for the Novus Ordites when there are "problems"?

I would wager that a not so slim majority of novus ordites only pray the Rosary are wakes or funerals.

The Rosary, while still given lip service, has fallen out of common use among the novus ordo parishioners.

I would wager that the majority of SSPXers pray the Rosary every day and always have one on their person.
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: songbird on May 04, 2015, 06:59:57 PM: My sister-in-law and her daughter dropped in out of state. I stated, "Tomorrow is Sunday, and you are invited to join us. ( I knew she was a fallen away catholic). We begin get up at 7am to make the 8:30 Rosary followed by Mass. I have skirts you may use and extra veils.

The sister-in-law, mom, spoke private with her daughter who drove the van to our home when it broke down and we saw it fixed. Mom got on the phone and contacted the airport for the first flight to TX. She informed her daughter to join us and drive the van back home, to TX.

Ha! Ha! but to this day, her daughter embraces the catholic faith in Scotland.
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: poche on May 05, 2015, 04:48:15 AM: You know you are not praying the family rosary enough when the children don't know what a rosary is.
Title: A way to tell your not saying the family rosary often enough...
Post by: GottmitunsAlex on May 06, 2015, 06:30:58 PM: ....When you resort to pray the "luminous" mysteries.