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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Viva Cristo Rey on October 23, 2016, 06:51:40 PM
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A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville, NC.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, Obama loving protester.”
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
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As for going into a confessional, it is a good idea to never go into one with a cell/smart phone unless you are sure that it is turned off!
Also, as our surveillance society gets worse and worse don't be surprised if the bad guys start bugging the confessionals -- if they haven't already started.
As for blackmailing Hillary if she becomes the POTUS the bad guys can always threaten to bust wide open the story of Chelsea's true father being Web Hubbel if she doesn't follow strictly to their game plan.
Finally, some of you have no doubt heard the story of the I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) Catholic going into the confessional in Ireland and confessing to the priest that he blew up the railroad line. As a penance the padre told him to do the stations.
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A quick follow-up ---- the bad guys may have blackmailed Bill Clinton by threatening to blow wide open the story of his allegedly being the father of Danney Williams, the son of a black prostitute.
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A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville, NC.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, Obama loving protester.”
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
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