A man dies and goes to heaven and is in st Peters office and sees clocks. A clock with his name on it has the minute hand turned 20 minutes. Mother theresas is moved just two minutes. The young man asks saint Peter what the clocks are for. St Peter says every time you lie the minute hand moves.  The young man, looking for clocks of note, sees obamas clock is missing. He asks saint Peter "where is obama's clock?" saint Peter says "oh, its in jesus's office: he uses it as a ceiling fan!"