Heehee. Here are some more funny answers students wrote on their test.

The "find x" one cracks me up.

I think the Woman = Time + Money is soooo hilarious.  Very creative.  

In 4th grade, a very long time ago, I had a spelling test where my teacher asked "How do you spell "relief"?  I wanted to write R-O-L-A-I-D-S so bad, but decided I wanted a 100 more.  A few people did respond that way--even though she had a sense of humor about it, my teacher reminded us that we don't live in Hollywood....

  We have/had the old system of education. As a school child I had the habbit of drawing pictures in my books and note books (not bold enough to do it on an exam paper though). But the teacher rebuked me each time telling me that "everything has it's own place." and "do you drawings on your painting notebook." We had to respect the time dedicated to each activity. Math time was for Math and nothing else.
  They believed that a child who doesn't learn the boundaries and order, will end in breaking rules of the society years later.
  I hated it as a child, now I feel much grateful. I hope the liberals' attempt to force the ministery of education into adopting "the new system of learning by playing." never succeeds.

That top sum is wrong!

It says,

To find a woman you need Time and Money,
Therefore
Woman = Time x Money

No. Time and money is Time + Money, not Time x Money.

That puts the rest of the calculations out, by my reckoning!