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Title: 17 Second Workout Video
Post by: SeanJohnson on July 02, 2021, 08:39:44 AM
My new regimen:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9mmbnLd44 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9mmbnLd44) 
Title: Re: 17 Second Workout Video
Post by: Matthew on July 02, 2021, 08:45:51 AM
I'm quite sure he's consuming more calories than he's burning.

He should stay *away* from the gym, or he's going to become obese!
Title: Re: 17 Second Workout Video
Post by: Kazimierz on July 02, 2021, 12:57:53 PM
Reminds of Texan tai chi for some odd reason.

“The grasping of the beer; the opening of the beer; the drinking of the beer”

“The opening of the bolt/lever action, the loading of the cartridge, the charging of the cartridge, the bringing to the shoulder, the sighting of the snowflake/woke, the gentle squeeze, the absorption of the recoil, the savouring of the serotonin rush. All Follower by drinking of sweet tea. :cowboy:
Title: Re: 17 Second Workout Video
Post by: Matthew on July 02, 2021, 01:13:30 PM
Reminds of Texan tai chi for some odd reason.

“The grasping of the beer; the opening of the beer; the drinking of the beer”

“The opening of the bolt/lever action, the loading of the cartridge, the charging of the cartridge, the bringing to the shoulder, the sighting of the snowflake/woke, the gentle squeeze, the absorption of the recoil, the savouring of the serotonin rush. All Follower by drinking of sweet tea. :cowboy:
I would replace "snowflake/woke" with "communist/revolutionary" but other than that, I agree.
Snowflake/woke seems too much like damaged goods, brainwashed sheep, not their fault. Who enjoys shooting a sheep?
Now commie/revolutionary wants to take away your country, freedom, way of life, and possibly your life as well. So that's different. Even if they were deceived, they're still working actively for satan. And so...
Title: Re: 17 Second Workout Video
Post by: Kazimierz on July 02, 2021, 01:17:19 PM
I would replace "snowflake/woke" with "communist/ʀɛʋօʟutιօnary" but other than that, I agree.
Snowflake/woke seems too much like damaged goods, brainwashed sheep, not their fault. Who enjoys shooting a sheep?
Now commie/ʀɛʋօʟutιօnary wants to take away your country, freedom, way of life, and possibly your life as well. So that's different. Even if they were deceived, they're still working actively for satan. And so...
I heartily approve of your amendment! Snowflakes can be immobilized with hurtful words so use ammo on the kommies und fash-ishts of all colours. No discrimination on those grounds. :cowboy: :laugh1: