Reminds of Texan tai chi for some odd reason.
“The grasping of the beer; the opening of the beer; the drinking of the beer”
“The opening of the bolt/lever action, the loading of the cartridge, the charging of the cartridge, the bringing to the shoulder, the sighting of the snowflake/woke, the gentle squeeze, the absorption of the recoil, the savouring of the serotonin rush. All Follower by drinking of sweet tea. 
I would replace "snowflake/woke" with "communist/revolutionary" but other than that, I agree.
Snowflake/woke seems too much like damaged goods, brainwashed sheep, not their fault. Who enjoys shooting a sheep?
Now commie/revolutionary wants to take away your country, freedom, way of life, and possibly your life as well. So that's different. Even if they were deceived, they're still working actively for satan. And so...