It's really quite simple..
Just put the recorder up near the priest speaking, by setting it on a chair
nearby, or on a shelf, or on his desk.
Don't put it on his podium, because when he touches his podium,
that puts a loud noise on the recording.
Set the recorder near the person speaking, turn it on and leave it on.
When he's done speaking, go get the recorder and turn it off.
Nobody is interested in the noises of people coughing, sneezing, clearing
their throats, or babies crying, getting ready to cry or just babbling, people
moving in their seats, bumping the recorder accidentally, crinkling plastic,
eating apples, swallowing or breathing. None of those noises do anything
but DAMAGE to the recording and sometimes they make it impossible to
hear the words of the priest speaking.
Everyone knows you are in the habit of plopping the recorder down on the
seat right next to you and it's too much to ask for you to change your habits.
But we are asking anyway: Please change your habits.
We can't hear the priest speaking, so please change your habits so we can
hear the priest speaking.