At Mass today, at an SSPX chapel in Austria, the priest brought in two Novus Ordo lay women to play guitars during Mass.

In the same vein, the woman beside me and the woman in front of me were NOT wearing pants for Mass at an American SSPX chapel this morning.  They were wearing skirts of the kind to cover the legs individually.  The "individu-leg skirt" offers full skin coverage from waist to ankle for optimal coverage and modesty.  In these hazardous times, one cannot be too prudent about covering one's body.  
Contrary to the rumors circulating after Mass, the woman wearing the plaid individu-leg skirt was NOT bare-headed.  Anyone who says so has been unduly influenced by enemies of the Superior General, particularly those calling themselves "the Resistance," as if there were need of resisting.  The unfairly maligned lady was wearing a hairpiece, a very FULL hairpiece that covered her head far better than a little doily or one of the see-through lace "mantillas" that leave nothing to the angels' imagination.
Because the supposedly improperly dressed women are long-term members and generous benefactors of the chapel, it is obvious that they possess the graces necessary to set good example, and that any further criticism of them indicates one with a divisive spirit.
It is understandable for parishioners to be concerned that proper decorum be observed in Our Lord's house; I trust this letter puts to rest undue concern that the SSPX continues to "hold the line" of Catholic Tradition in honor of our venerable founder, Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre.

Quote from: Novus Weirdo

Yeah, well, see, that's the hook, innit?  A slow death of tradition is much more palatable when it's to the tune of nice ladies with guitars.

"No, no, no. It's not realy like that, not at all!
If you look at the context of the guitars, you'll see that they weren't really guitars, they were actually just wooden boxes of a particular shape with strings. And even if some people might, in their misunderstnading, consider them to be guitars, they weren't really being played. The ladies' fingers just happened to get caught on the strings when she moved her hand, and as it happened this took place repeatedly in a short space of time. And was it really during Mass? True, Mass had begun beforehand, and didn't end till after this incident took place, and Mass was of a normal length, but do you know for certain that this actually happened during Mass?

Look, let me clarify our position. We have always been against guitars being played during Mass, and we still are. Our position is the position of Archbishop Lefebvre, we make his position our own, and this incident doesn't alter that stance one bit. You Resistance people are such calumniators, you're just desperate to make it look like we've changed when anyone can see that we haven't changed one bit. You're just intent on sowing distrust towards legitimate superiors, which is sinful, because you have no evidence whatsoever, just a load of made up stuff, and some perfectly innocent things which you always deliberately view in the worst possible light, through dark glasses.
...Poor people who are so misled by their mistrust. "

 :rolleyes:

Quote from: Zeitun

What's with these women?  Would it just KILL them to wear a real skirt for one hour?

Requiring skirts is demeaning to women. (translation: they are in rebellion against traditional standards of dress because it symbolizes the pre-feminist social order)