Vatican II seems to have committed the ultimate herecy by denying the doctrine of the second coming of Jesus Christ, deying the second coming of Jesus Christ is denying that he is the Messiah which means to deny the very foundation of Christianity. Never before have we seen them do something this heretic. The paragraphs below are from the article:

A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming."

News Link: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/04/18/jesus-not-coming-back-by-the-looks-of-it-admits-vatican/

OK.  Here's another one.  Are you sure this is not a parody article?

Again, the problem is that I just don't know!

I'm looking at the site, and it doesn't appear to be a parody site, but this is so incredible that one wonders.  A "cardinal" said Jesus made promises when He was drunk?  

Can this be confirmed?  Again, the real problem is that even this is entirely credible.

It's fake.

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Read the comments below the article.  It seems that some of the people commenting don't know that it's parody.

But, even though this article is intended as"fabricated satiracal...and comedy", does anyone believe that it is not far from the truth?  I, for one, think that many of these men really would say this out loud if they didn't think it would cause an even greater evaporation of donations.

Oh, I didn't realise. Somebody just told me about it.

The main source of this comes from a website called "Jєωs News".    Problem solved.
No website verifies a source from the Vatican.