Here's what I heard (some things were inaudible, even at full volume):
[...] SSPX Marian Corps. I am not. But somehow, he is. [...] I'm here. And so I consider, having this is my second visit here, having met all of you, I know each one of you [...] can see [...] the right place. So we will consider, somehow we have to deal with the pirates that took over the ship. Except the captain of the ship is one of the pirates [...]. We will consider the seminary canonically erected. And uh, you don't have to worry about that. Just a canonical technicality. But in the current circuмstances, I will guarantee you one thing: anyone who has a vocation, will be ordained. Because we even have more options than myself. I have 2 bishops, who exist in secret, and if I disappear(ed?) tomorrow, they will pop up. So the Blessed Mother always has alternatives for you. So no one should get worried [...] me, "well who's going to ordain us?".
We're praying that Bishop, uh, Williamson and Bishop Faure will cooperate and be good bishops. Promote the true Faith. That [is/goes] to show you, that in extreme necessity, the Blessed Mother can be creative and resourceful. It is said, that under the present circuмstances we have [...] the likes of me to come forward to help you. But for better or worse, I am here. And my attitude is, if you can put up with me, [Satan?] is mine, don't worry about it. So, pray for me, I'm praying for you. I don't want to leave today. I'd like to stay. But I have to take care of my pastoral responsibilities, so I'll probably be coming and going, and that way... It's like when you go to the gym. You lift the physical resistance and then the muscles hurt and you have to let them recuperate and build back up. Then you go, you skip a day, right? So, I'll come for a week or so and then I'll let you recuperate from me, and then I'll come back. And we'll keep doing that and you just build up and be strong.
[...] the Creed today [...]. They accused me of leaving out the Creed when I celebrated the Sunday Mass. But I ask [...] people [...] they don't even know what they're talking about. I did not leave out the Creed. And I know that because the choir sang it. And I remember genuflecting. And then I went down and sat down. So I, I know these things. I mean, I'm not senile, yet.