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Offline Pax Vobis

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Re: SSPX Immodesty Down Under
« Reply #75 on: May 07, 2019, 02:24:04 PM »

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So, if I drown due to my not having learned to swim to safeguard my virtue, would that make me a martyr?
Haha.  Only if Capt-Muhammad Hook-made you “walk the plank” off a boat, for being a Catholic.  
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Offline Vintagewife3

Re: SSPX Immodesty Down Under
« Reply #76 on: May 07, 2019, 02:28:25 PM »
Quote from: Laud A Haug on May 07, 2019, 02:20:34 PM
Be weak.

Be unable to protect your child from drowning.

Don't get swimming lessons from SSPX.

It's scandalous!
Buy modest swimsuits. They are available 🙄 
No one would ever turn a a child away who is dresses modestly either 🙄
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Offline Pax Vobis

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Re: SSPX Immodesty Down Under
« Reply #77 on: May 07, 2019, 02:28:55 PM »
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Be weak. 

Be unable to protect your child from drowning. 

Don't get swimming lessons from SSPX. 

It's scandalous!
Be overly emotional. 

Deny Divine Providence and believe God doesn’t care about swim safety. 

Setup false extremes where the ONLY option for swim lessons is by using immodest clothing. 

It’s not Catholic!
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Offline Vintagewife3

Re: SSPX Immodesty Down Under
« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2019, 02:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Laud A Haug on May 07, 2019, 02:29:42 PM
son: "Dad, help, I fell in the river!"

dad: "I can't help you son, because I don't know how to swim"

** OR **

son: "Dad, help, I fell in the lake"

dad: "I'm coming son!" (even though dad doesn't know how to swim) ... *SPLASH*

son: "Dad?...Dad!...Dad?

mother/wife: "Johny boy !!?? .... Rick !!??" .... "SOMEBODY, HELP THEM !!!!!!"
I feel like this emotional response is from someone we all know, and love to avoid 🙄
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Offline Ladislaus

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Re: SSPX Immodesty Down Under
« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2019, 02:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Laud A Haug on May 07, 2019, 02:29:42 PM
son: "Dad, help, I fell in the lake"

It's better than --

son: "Dad, help, I fell in the lake of fire."
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