There are no "liberal catholics".
There are just faithful Catholics and "fake" Catholics.
What about
consistent Catholics?
Francis "is saying that you don’t need to be a conservative to become a bishop," says a Catholic researcher. "He wants good bishops, regardless of how conservative or liberal they are."
Maybe a bishop can be a "good pederast" or a "good embezzler" or a "good community organizer" or a "good communist?"
Apparently you don't need to have a name to be quoted, all you need to have is a title, like "a researcher."
Or perhaps, "a Vatican expert":
... the pope, who has said that communion is not a reward for being good,” a priest and Vatican expert says. "It is a sacrament of healing to help people."
Oh, I get it: public, pertinacious heretics should be allowed to receive Communion in hopes that they will recover from a sore throat or shingles or maybe the grand sewer of all heresies, you know, for
"healing." Communion is like getting your meds at the funny farm. (See "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson.)
Alternatively, the real purpose of this article is to announce the glad tidings of the bishop of Rome's birthday breakfast:
Meanwhile, the AP notes that the pontiff celebrated his 77th birthday today—over breakfast with four homeless people and a dog
Can you imagine how jealous all the other dogs of the world are today? "How come
I don't get to have breakfast with Francis?" I can almost hear them.
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