I get the uncanonical altar and cringe-worthy motorcycle design, but I really don't understand what is wrong with short pants. How are you supposed to go around in the rain? Would you rather that we all wore skirts? Around the world, countless people are in heresy and faithlessness, on the way to hell... but there are people wasting their time and energy about this?! Lederhosen have been used since when...And where is the papal condemnation?! Please, I beg that someone show me where in the Bible, or in any ecuмenical or regional council, or in any papal bull or encyclical, or in the compilations of Denziger, Ott, Tanquery, etc... does it say that men can't wear short pants (long enough to reach the knee), and I will take immediate action!