There exists a species of animal, the chameleon, which is part of the lizard family. It is slow of movement, but can instantly adapt to its environment by changing its color to blend in.  

And now, zoologists have discovered a new and rare species from the furthest reaches of the Swiss mountains: the chamefellayon!

This ecclesiastical animal is of slow intellect but can instantly change colors according to the doctrinal current, quickly determining which is most favorable (first to become a bishop and superior general – then changing to an inverse color to lead the return to Rome—and most recently returning to the starting color so as to maintain, despite being discredited, his position at the head of the Society.)

With his protactile tongue, this cold blooded animal with a heart of stone can unfortunately trap his prey by remote internet.  Local pastors would love to eliminate him because of the damage he has done to the sheep under their charge, but this species is under the protection of financiers and lawyers who are preoccupied with his survival.

(Commentary following Bishop Bernard Fellay’s Letter to Friends and Benefactors of the SSPX, no. 80, March 2013. The original may be found at: Un évêque s’est levé)

Unfortunately in the US, this infectious disease has been widely Pflugerized in a nationwide epidemic that's mutated into a new species: Accordistus-stupidous.  
Sadly, in many of the local areas, the effects of this epidemic has been commonly seen in causing one to behave like a gallus domesticus while running around with a decapitated cephalous.

What does Menzingen want me to believe and say next?