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Offline Diego

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« on: June 04, 2012, 07:17:55 AM »
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  • Hilarious from Cristera!  This deserves its own thread.  We should inundate Rorate with this.

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    Novena to Blessed John Paul II the Great: to accelerate the “operation ѕυιcιdє” of the SSPX.


    O Blessed John Paul, you who so "respectfully" kissed the Koran, You, who in the "sacred forest" of Togo, leaning forward "a dried pumpkin full of water and corn flour," "prayed for the first time with the animists" who invoke the "Powers of Water"; you who praised the “deep religiosity of Luther". Thou who put Confucius, Buddha, Zoroaster and Muhammad on par with Jesus Christ; you who by love of religious freedom, pushed to the latter Catholics States to not profess the true religion as religion of state; you, you've always known how to please our "elder brothers", recognizing that "the Old Covenant has never been revoked," help your traditionalists brothers so they can get  the "full reconciliation" and “May they all be one”.
    O Blessed John Paul, You who suffered so much with the fundamentalists Archbishop Lefebvre and Bishop de Castro Mayer who refused to you the title of "Good Shepherd", intercede with the God of the modernists and with the UN consciousness of humanity, and give strength to your faithful successor, Benedict, who fortunately has glorified you, that he may succeed "to break down obstinacy and narrowness" of the SSPX, "to make room for what is positive and retrievable for all.”

    Oh Blessed John Paul, may Benedict persevere faithfully in your teaching corrupted with heresies, to "confirm his brothers" with zeal, without abandoning "the compass of the Church for the XXI century": the "Vatican II ", may he keep the post-conciliar magisterium of the Popes because “The Church’s teaching authority cannot be frozen in the year 1962 – this must be quite clear to the Society”.  

    Thus the Church may be the sacrament of the globalist peace.

    O Blessed John Paul, fortify Bishop Fellay for illuminate the skeptics who doubt that the SSPX has obtained, by its millions of rosaries, what had been requested. May these "men of little faith" understand that asking for the social kingship of Christ and achieving "healthy secularity" is the same thing. That request for "the Tridentine Mass to be reinstated in his rights" and get an "extraordinary rite" Mass is the same thing. That request for the withdrawal and obtain the lifting of the excommunication they have always contested, it is the same thing.


    O Blessed John Paul, help the priests and faithful to always blindly trust the SSPX’s superior. May Bishop Fellay persuade them that in Rome things have changed, Benedict XVI didn’t want Assisi III and in short, help them to trust this pope who, through diplomacy does things gravely contrary to the faith, but he does not want them, he is prepared to do evil and then work better for the glory of God, the good of the Church and the salvation of souls ...

    Oh Blessed John Paul that the completely unrealistic claim of archbishop Lefebvre ends forever, because "Rome never retracts" That the SSPX accept to be free in a free church.

    The happy ending is coming because if "Rome denies the principle of no contradiction", today is no longer alone.

    Blessed John Paul, hurry up the day of the beautiful and sweet "deal" of those who "disagree" and give us peace and Kisses. Shalom!


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    « Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 12:58:29 PM »
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    When I read the thread title I thought that you had lost your mind.


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    « Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 02:44:50 PM »
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  • Quote from: Diego
    Hilarious from Cristera!  This deserves its own thread.  We should inundate Rorate with this.

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    Novena to Blessed John Paul II the Great: to accelerate the “operation ѕυιcιdє” of the SSPX.


    O Blessed John Paul, you who so "respectfully" kissed the Koran, You, who in the "sacred forest" of Togo, leaning forward "a dried pumpkin full of water and corn flour," "prayed for the first time with the animists" who invoke the "Powers of Water"; you who praised the “deep religiosity of Luther". Thou who put Confucius, Buddha, Zoroaster and Muhammad on par with Jesus Christ; you who by love of religious freedom, pushed to the latter Catholics States to not profess the true religion as religion of state; you, you've always known how to please our "elder brothers", recognizing that "the Old Covenant has never been revoked," help your traditionalists brothers so they can get  the "full reconciliation" and “May they all be one”.
    O Blessed John Paul, You who suffered so much with the fundamentalists Archbishop Lefebvre and Bishop de Castro Mayer who refused to you the title of "Good Shepherd", intercede with the God of the modernists and with the UN consciousness of humanity, and give strength to your faithful successor, Benedict, who fortunately has glorified you, that he may succeed "to break down obstinacy and narrowness" of the SSPX, "to make room for what is positive and retrievable for all.”

    Oh Blessed John Paul, may Benedict persevere faithfully in your teaching corrupted with heresies, to "confirm his brothers" with zeal, without abandoning "the compass of the Church for the XXI century": the "Vatican II ", may he keep the post-conciliar magisterium of the Popes because “The Church’s teaching authority cannot be frozen in the year 1962 – this must be quite clear to the Society”.  

    Thus the Church may be the sacrament of the globalist peace.

    O Blessed John Paul, fortify Bishop Fellay for illuminate the skeptics who doubt that the SSPX has obtained, by its millions of rosaries, what had been requested. May these "men of little faith" understand that asking for the social kingship of Christ and achieving "healthy secularity" is the same thing. That request for "the Tridentine Mass to be reinstated in his rights" and get an "extraordinary rite" Mass is the same thing. That request for the withdrawal and obtain the lifting of the excommunication they have always contested, it is the same thing.


    O Blessed John Paul, help the priests and faithful to always blindly trust the SSPX’s superior. May Bishop Fellay persuade them that in Rome things have changed, Benedict XVI didn’t want Assisi III and in short, help them to trust this pope who, through diplomacy does things gravely contrary to the faith, but he does not want them, he is prepared to do evil and then work better for the glory of God, the good of the Church and the salvation of souls ...

    Oh Blessed John Paul that the completely unrealistic claim of archbishop Lefebvre ends forever, because "Rome never retracts" That the SSPX accept to be free in a free church.

    The happy ending is coming because if "Rome denies the principle of no contradiction", today is no longer alone.

    Blessed John Paul, hurry up the day of the beautiful and sweet "deal" of those who "disagree" and give us peace and Kisses. Shalom!



    This is THE funniest thing I've ever read!

    Nothing comes close to good Trad humor!

     :laugh2: :laugh1:

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    « Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 03:57:42 PM »
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    When I read the thread title I thought that you had lost your mind.


    Who is to say I haven't lost my mind?  :roll-laugh1:


    Please, EVERYONE, copy and paste the "Novena" and submit it in the comments section of any thread at http://rorate-caeli.blogspot.com .

    There is no chance that they would ever publish it, but they need their compromising noses rubbed in it.

    For that matter, submit it at Ignis Ardens (since I am theoretically banned there) and any other SSPX sites.  The compromisers and their court Jєω will get the point.

    Kudos to Cristera for that!

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    « Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 04:02:17 PM »
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  • When I first saw the thread title, all I saw was the word "novena." Knowing that the poster is not in favor of an agreement with the Holy See, I clicked on the title, intrigued, because to date I had not seen anyone in the anti-agreement camp call for prayer. (I'm not saying it didn't happen, only that I did not see it.) How disappointing it was to see that it was all a joke.


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    « Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 04:05:03 PM »
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  • I call for serious prayers for the conversion of the Novus Ordo.

    At the same time I am definitely in favor of exhorting, exposing, and lampooning the compromisers and their court Jєω.

    Not to take anything away from Wojtyla the Worst, he was blessed..... by the Christ-reviling rabbis:

    http://www.barhama.com/PAVETHEWAY/rabbis.html