But Fr. Pfeiffer tries to do PRECISELY that. He attempts to take care of not just one country the size of the USA, but several other countries as well. And obviously does a poor job of it. He certainly shouldn't be advising his Faithful to "stay home when I or one of my priests isn't available" -- but he does!
If you like Fr. Pfeiffer's style, if you like the cut of his jib, then I suppose it makes sense to criticize other priests who fail to be "Fr. Pfeiffer". Personally I consider "not being Fr. Pfeiffer" to be one of Bp. Zendejas' many strong points.
Fr. Pfeiffer's bent towards home-aloneism is one of my biggest beefs with him. The biggest beef, though, would be Pablo, the Santeria warlock, being involved with the operation. I don't care of Pablo sacrificed chickens or not. It's a known fact, which Pablo admitted, that he got way too close to the devil for a layman. See the article "The Devil and Mr. Hernandez" which has been posted on CathInfo, and is still there. Pablo said the article was good and reflected him well. He owned it. So this isn't a case of the media doing a hit piece, like the German interview with Bp. Williamson. Pablo publicly admitted to "amateur" exorcisms and fighting the devil FOR THIRD PARTIES -- so basically like Blade the Vampire Slayer or the Ghostbusters. No one can explain away that crazy. Hand-waving doesn't count as a rebuttal or a valid explanation.
Why does the Church forbid such activity, if it usually ends well? Why does it go against anyone's sane Catholic Sense? Because it's completely harmless?