Yes well, this is obviously only for adults to do.
But to be fair, these guys at the pirate bay are pretty up to speed about how to avoid detection. Trads wouldn't be great at this. If Matthew were to set something up, he would get himself in trouble eventually.
The only other surefire way to do this would be to set up a darknet site. But you need to use TOR to access that. Most trads might be reluctant to try a new browser, but really, in the long term they should learn. We are not getting any bigger as a community, and persecutions are coming.
PS.
Just test downloading the files now and the client is not getting them at the very moment. This can happen. It is normal. Come back to it a few times and it should work eventually. Failing that, they might need to be uploaded again. As before, send me a pm or post here if you can't get them after all this.