And they shall teach my people the difference between holy and profane, and shew them how to discern between clean and unclean. (Ezekiel 44:23)
The excerpts quoted on this thread are, at best, simply profane, and at worst, blasphemous. Profane means “not relating to that which is religious or spiritual, but secular”. It also means “to treat something holy with irreverence or disrespect.”
The excerpts quoted debase God, Our Lady and the Saints by bringing them down to “man’s level”, by “humanizing” God, by making Our Lord “normal”. This is wrong, sinful and utter blasphemy. As Scripure says above, God is not be understood in a profane/unholy/secular way, but in a spiritual/holy/religious way. Stories of God and of His Mother are not meant to humanize them, but to spiritualize us. These stories are subversive and demonic, even if parts are “cute” and emotional.
As +W always says, “God is not a puppy dog”. In fact, God is the Lion of the Tribe of Juda. The puppy dog is not respected and is given attention when a person is “feeling like it”. A lion demands respect and awe because of His power and majesty. Treat God like a lion, not a puppy dog.