I do hate to interrupt the series of serious, important posts on this forum..
Says the person who hasn't been to Mass in a year, can attend Mass in a five state region, asks where Easter Mass is in said region, and makes the request three days prior to Easter. If you want to mock make sure you have everything in order. Most of us take care of our duties first which leaves time to comment on the topics of the day.
I see from your previous posts you were not mocking. It appears you have red-lighted many priests based upon whatever criteria you've developed. Everything I wrote except the mocking part still stands. It sounds like you are practically home-aloners.

No wonder the Resistance is in such a fine state...lol
Maybe my morning iced tea (I don't drink coffee) hasn't kicked in yet, but I'm not following you.
What are you complaining about? Which of the two are you criticizing, and in what way? Be more clear.