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Offline St Paul

Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2019, 02:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Matthew on February 16, 2019, 01:52:56 PM
Dear Faithful,

It has been suggested that I say a few words before my upcoming sermons explaining why I am positively certain that I am a Catholic ordained priest.  Even though I was always certain, I went through the private ceremony last July since it was the normal procedure of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre and to help calm any doubts of the faithful. If we look at some of the things that happened to me after my ordination over 22 years ago, one would conclude the ordination 22 years ago must have been valid.

A few things that have stuck in my failing memory are the following:

At my first solemn Mass on the Feast of Christ the King, a young man told me afterwards that he had smelled the aroma of roses when I walked down the aisle.

At my Thanksgiving pilgrimage Mass at Our Lady's Shrine near Quebec City, during the purification of my chalice at the second ablutions, red blood stains appeared on my purificator. This private miracle happened one more time in 2006 near hαɾɾιsburg  at my Sunday Mass on the Feast of the Most Holy Trinity.

During an exorcism of an adult convert in the Sacrament of Baptism, the person felt the devil come out of her spine.

A baby in St. Catharines Ontario Canada only a few days old had the grave problem of not being able to do any bowel movements and was constantly crying. Immediately after I gave it the priest blessing for sick infants, the baby had a bowel movement.

I have done hundreds of cases of giving the Sacrament of Extreme Unction to the sick and dying with visible results of spiritual and, or physical cures.

The visible results of spiritual peace and conversions when people go to Confession to me are also innumerable.


In the Immaculate Heart of Mary,
Father Joseph Poisson

Source: In This Sign You Shall Conquer Mailing List

Is it a sacrilege for a priest to submit to a conditional ordination if the priest believes it is unnecessary?
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Online Seraphina

Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2019, 04:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Matthew on February 16, 2019, 01:56:04 PM
Fr. Poisson: "I am a validly ordained Catholic priest BECAUSE FEELZ".

What is the matter with him? Why is he so sentimental, aloof from facts and reason, and centered like a woman on the realm of feelings and subjectivity?

So we are to just assume he's a priest, because

Some man smelled roses when he walked by (sure it wasn't the incense, or someone's perfume?)
A woman felt the devil leave her spine
A baby pooped its diaper

How about we do it the old fashioned way, Fr. Poisson, and have you conditionally ordained by a validly consecrated Bishop?
I agree.  If this weren't so sad, it'd be funny.   I do not think this man is mentally stable.  Feelings do not make one a priest.  Proven miracles do not make a priest.   Right now I feel lousy, so I guess I'm a louse.  
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Offline Kazimierz

Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM »
Was it not stated somewhere on Cathinfo that Fr Poisson was released from the FSSP because he was too conservative?

He was certainly wound up too tightly, to coin a phrase,and generally puritanical,as observed during his posting in Alberta, before I finally dumped the FSSP crowd. After reading this letter, it is apparent that he has now snapped. Apart from reeking of subjectivity, the letter lacks humility. As for comedy gold, most definitely.....

"Ego te baptizo......."
Clean up at the baptismal font and nearby church aisle!

Was it the scent of roses, or perhaps twas lavender? or MaryJane?

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Offline St Paul

Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2019, 06:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Kazimierz on February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM
Was it not stated somewhere on Cathinfo that Fr Poisson was released from the FSSP because he was too conservative?

He was kicked out of the FSSP for failing to show up where he was assigned.
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Offline Stanley N

Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2019, 06:17:56 PM »
Quote from: St Paul on February 16, 2019, 02:24:18 PM
Is it a sacrilege for a priest to submit to a conditional ordination if the priest believes it is unnecessary?
If there is no positive doubt, yes, it should be.

I agree the letter above sounds odd. However, Fr. Hesse is liked by some here, and Fr. Hesse said something similar, although Fr. Hesse also had theological reasons. (See following video @56:15 for about a minute.)

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