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  • Dear Faithful,

    It has been suggested that I say a few words before my upcoming sermons explaining why I am positively certain that I am a Catholic ordained priest.  Even though I was always certain, I went through the private ceremony last July since it was the normal procedure of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre and to help calm any doubts of the faithful. If we look at some of the things that happened to me after my ordination over 22 years ago, one would conclude the ordination 22 years ago must have been valid.

    A few things that have stuck in my failing memory are the following:

    At my first solemn Mass on the Feast of Christ the King, a young man told me afterwards that he had smelled the aroma of roses when I walked down the aisle.

    At my Thanksgiving pilgrimage Mass at Our Lady's Shrine near Quebec City, during the purification of my chalice at the second ablutions, red blood stains appeared on my purificator. This private miracle happened one more time in 2006 near Harrisburg  at my Sunday Mass on the Feast of the Most Holy Trinity.

    During an exorcism of an adult convert in the Sacrament of Baptism, the person felt the devil come out of her spine.

    A baby in St. Catharines Ontario Canada only a few days old had the grave problem of not being able to do any bowel movements and was constantly crying. Immediately after I gave it the priest blessing for sick infants, the baby had a bowel movement.

    I have done hundreds of cases of giving the Sacrament of Extreme Unction to the sick and dying with visible results of spiritual and, or physical cures.

    The visible results of spiritual peace and conversions when people go to Confession to me are also innumerable.


    In the Immaculate Heart of Mary,
    Father Joseph Poisson

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #1 on: February 16, 2019, 01:56:04 PM »
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  • Fr. Poisson: "I am a validly ordained Catholic priest BECAUSE FEELZ".

    What is the matter with him? Why is he so sentimental, aloof from facts and reason, and centered like a woman on the realm of feelings and subjectivity?

    So we are to just assume he's a priest, because

    Some man smelled roses when he walked by (sure it wasn't the incense, or someone's perfume?)
    A woman felt the devil leave her spine
    A baby pooped its diaper

    How about we do it the old fashioned way, Fr. Poisson, and have you conditionally ordained by a validly consecrated Bishop?
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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #2 on: February 16, 2019, 02:01:32 PM »
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  • It's time to repeat: WHY did Fr. Poisson leave the FSSP, and then decide to join the tiny, scandalous, disorganized group in Boston, KY of all places?

    Fr. Pfeiffer's group has NOTHING going for it. Not a Catholic spirit, not organization, not truth, not numbers, not money, not comfort, not fame (unless you count notoriety), and not a single bishop.

    Furthermore, there are several scandalous priests associated with Boston, KY, including Ambrose Moran, Fr. Tetherow and Fr. Roberts. Not to mention Pablo. What priest would want to bring a cloud of suspicion over himself by associating with such a group? What kind of desperation would it take? What kind of damaged goods would think joining Fr. Pfeiffer is a good idea?

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #3 on: February 16, 2019, 02:20:41 PM »
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  • Fr. Poisson has declared himself a saint?  His claims should be thoroughly investigated!  How is it there is a miracle working priest about whom the world knows nothing?  I don't know Fr. Poisson, so maybe it's all true, but I honestly doubt it.  I personally know a woman who feels that she converses with St. Anne and the Virgin Mary.  That, too, could be true, but the fact that she is the resident of a care home for the mentally ill mitigates against it.

    Imagine telling Bp. Williamson how much you FEEL holy as evidence of your priesthood?   

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #4 on: February 16, 2019, 02:21:39 PM »
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  • Dear Faithful,

    It has been suggested that I say a few words before my upcoming sermons explaining why I am positively certain that I am a Catholic ordained priest.  Even though I was always certain, I went through the private ceremony last July since it was the normal procedure of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre and to help calm any doubts of the faithful. If we look at some of the things that happened to me after my ordination over 22 years ago, one would conclude the ordination 22 years ago must have been valid.

    A few things that have stuck in my failing memory are the following:

    At my first solemn Mass on the Feast of Christ the King, a young man told me afterwards that he had smelled the aroma of roses when I walked down the aisle.

    At my Thanksgiving pilgrimage Mass at Our Lady's Shrine near Quebec City, during the purification of my chalice at the second ablutions, red blood stains appeared on my purificator. This private miracle happened one more time in 2006 near Harrisburg  at my Sunday Mass on the Feast of the Most Holy Trinity.

    During an exorcism of an adult convert in the Sacrament of Baptism, the person felt the devil come out of her spine.

    A baby in St. Catharines Ontario Canada only a few days old had the grave problem of not being able to do any bowel movements and was constantly crying. Immediately after I gave it the priest blessing for sick infants, the baby had a bowel movement.

    I have done hundreds of cases of giving the Sacrament of Extreme Unction to the sick and dying with visible results of spiritual and, or physical cures.

    The visible results of spiritual peace and conversions when people go to Confession to me are also innumerable.


    In the Immaculate Heart of Mary,
    Father Joseph Poisson

    Source: In This Sign You Shall Conquer Mailing List
    After reading this, do we honestly want him to be a priest at all?


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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #5 on: February 16, 2019, 02:24:18 PM »
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  • Dear Faithful,

    It has been suggested that I say a few words before my upcoming sermons explaining why I am positively certain that I am a Catholic ordained priest.  Even though I was always certain, I went through the private ceremony last July since it was the normal procedure of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre and to help calm any doubts of the faithful. If we look at some of the things that happened to me after my ordination over 22 years ago, one would conclude the ordination 22 years ago must have been valid.

    A few things that have stuck in my failing memory are the following:

    At my first solemn Mass on the Feast of Christ the King, a young man told me afterwards that he had smelled the aroma of roses when I walked down the aisle.

    At my Thanksgiving pilgrimage Mass at Our Lady's Shrine near Quebec City, during the purification of my chalice at the second ablutions, red blood stains appeared on my purificator. This private miracle happened one more time in 2006 near Harrisburg  at my Sunday Mass on the Feast of the Most Holy Trinity.

    During an exorcism of an adult convert in the Sacrament of Baptism, the person felt the devil come out of her spine.

    A baby in St. Catharines Ontario Canada only a few days old had the grave problem of not being able to do any bowel movements and was constantly crying. Immediately after I gave it the priest blessing for sick infants, the baby had a bowel movement.

    I have done hundreds of cases of giving the Sacrament of Extreme Unction to the sick and dying with visible results of spiritual and, or physical cures.

    The visible results of spiritual peace and conversions when people go to Confession to me are also innumerable.


    In the Immaculate Heart of Mary,
    Father Joseph Poisson

    Source: In This Sign You Shall Conquer Mailing List

    Is it a sacrilege for a priest to submit to a conditional ordination if the priest believes it is unnecessary?

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #6 on: February 16, 2019, 04:44:13 PM »
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  • Fr. Poisson: "I am a validly ordained Catholic priest BECAUSE FEELZ".

    What is the matter with him? Why is he so sentimental, aloof from facts and reason, and centered like a woman on the realm of feelings and subjectivity?

    So we are to just assume he's a priest, because

    Some man smelled roses when he walked by (sure it wasn't the incense, or someone's perfume?)
    A woman felt the devil leave her spine
    A baby pooped its diaper

    How about we do it the old fashioned way, Fr. Poisson, and have you conditionally ordained by a validly consecrated Bishop?
    I agree.  If this weren't so sad, it'd be funny.   I do not think this man is mentally stable.  Feelings do not make one a priest.  Proven miracles do not make a priest.   Right now I feel lousy, so I guess I'm a louse.  

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #7 on: February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM »
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  • Was it not stated somewhere on Cathinfo that Fr Poisson was released from the FSSP because he was too conservative?

    He was certainly wound up too tightly, to coin a phrase,and generally puritanical,as observed during his posting in Alberta, before I finally dumped the FSSP crowd. After reading this letter, it is apparent that he has now snapped. Apart from reeking of subjectivity, the letter lacks humility. As for comedy gold, most definitely.....

    "Ego te baptizo......."
    Clean up at the baptismal font and nearby church aisle!

    Was it the scent of roses, or perhaps twas lavender? or MaryJane?

    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:


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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #8 on: February 16, 2019, 06:13:49 PM »
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  • Was it not stated somewhere on Cathinfo that Fr Poisson was released from the FSSP because he was too conservative?

    He was kicked out of the FSSP for failing to show up where he was assigned.

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #9 on: February 16, 2019, 06:17:56 PM »
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  • Is it a sacrilege for a priest to submit to a conditional ordination if the priest believes it is unnecessary?
    If there is no positive doubt, yes, it should be.

    I agree the letter above sounds odd. However, Fr. Hesse is liked by some here, and Fr. Hesse said something similar, although Fr. Hesse also had theological reasons. (See following video @56:15 for about a minute.)


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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #10 on: February 16, 2019, 06:29:27 PM »
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  • But if "pablotheMexican, Chief in Charge The Resistance World-wide Jurisdiction" approved him how can there possibly remain any doubt?



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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #11 on: February 16, 2019, 07:07:12 PM »
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  • If there is no positive doubt, yes, it should be.

    I agree the letter above sounds odd. However, Fr. Hesse is liked by some here, and Fr. Hesse said something similar, although Fr. Hesse also had theological reasons. (See following video @56:15 for about a minute.)


    Fr. Poisson, in the letter above, states he felt he did not need a conditional ordination.  But he submitted himself for conditional ordination to a man whom he thought was a bishop.  So, he committed sacrilege?

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #12 on: February 16, 2019, 08:34:27 PM »
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  • He was kicked out of the FSSP for failing to show up where he was assigned.
    Thank you for the clarification. :pray:

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    « Reply #13 on: February 16, 2019, 08:57:03 PM »
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  • At my first solemn Mass on the Feast of Christ the King, a young man told me afterwards that he had smelled the aroma of roses when I walked down the aisle.

    Well, this settles it for me.

    :facepalm:

    I recall a woman saying one time that she knew that the consecration of Bishop Daniel Dolan was valid because she felt the Holy Spirit.

    But that was a lay woman.

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    Re: Comedy Gold - Letter from Fr. Poisson "baby had a bowel movement"
    « Reply #14 on: February 16, 2019, 09:50:16 PM »
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  • Let's just say I'm becoming increasingly not-impressed by Fr. Poisson.

    Imprudent, emotional, unstable -- and that's the best-case scenario.
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