I'd like to make a deal with Rome, to convert them from within,
Building seminaries, saying rosaries while claiming that we've won.
I like to teach young priests to sing, from all over the world
That the bishops sent while paying their rent to help restore the Church
I like to buy branding research that will spread our fame afar
To keep the the bitter out of sight and keep our finances strong.
We're the deal wing, what the world wants today!
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