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Offline Matto

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Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2013, 06:55:11 PM »
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  • When I see a woman in pants, I lose respect for her. When I see a woman in a modest skirt I gain respect for her.
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    Offline SeanJohnson

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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #16 on: June 16, 2013, 07:09:54 PM »
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  • Quote from: Matto
    When I see a woman in pants, I lose respect for her. When I see a woman in a modest skirt I gain respect for her.


    Same
    Rom 5: 20 - "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."


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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #17 on: June 16, 2013, 08:22:40 PM »
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  • That's the problem. The skirts are often not modest. .
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    Offline Neil Obstat

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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #18 on: June 16, 2013, 08:30:23 PM »
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    Quote from: TheRecusant
    Quote from: Novus Weirdo
    Yeah, well, see, that's the hook, innit?  A slow death of tradition is much more palatable when it's to the tune of nice ladies with guitars.


    "No, no, no. It's not realy like that, not at all!
    If you look at the context of the guitars, you'll see that they weren't really guitars, they were actually just wooden boxes of a particular shape with strings. And even if some people might, in their misunderstnading, consider them to be guitars, they weren't really being played. The ladies' fingers just happened to get caught on the strings when she moved her hand, and as it happened this took place repeatedly in a short space of time. And was it really during Mass? True, Mass had begun beforehand, and didn't end till after this incident took place, and Mass was of a normal length, but do you know for certain that this actually happened during Mass?"




    "AAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    "Look, let me clarify our position. We have always been against guitars being played during Mass, and we still are. Our position is the position of Archbishop Lefebvre, we make his position our own, and this incident doesn't alter that stance one bit. You Resistance people are such calumniators, you're just desperate to make it look like we've changed when anyone can see that we haven't changed one bit. You're just intent on sowing distrust towards legitimate superiors, which is sinful, because you have no evidence whatsoever, just a load of made up stuff, and some perfectly innocent things which you always deliberately view in the worst possible light, through dark glasses.

    ...Poor people who are so misled by their mistrust."

     :rolleyes:




    I'm really upset, Ed.  But not for reasons that you might expect.  


    I'm really upset that I did not read this thread and your post, above,
    when it first came out today because I MOST ASSUREDLY could have
    used it to great effect today at a small gathering.  This is great news.  
    I really appreciate your rendition of the thinking we're up against.  If
    I'm not mistaken, you have a gift for playwriting and you could crank
    out copy that would make a tremendously entertaining road show for
    the Resistance.  Is that too far fetched?  Maybe so.  But the makings
    of great material is everywhere we look.  It was in the English blood
    to do such things in the past thus many of our popular children's
    rhymes and Christmas carols from the not-too-distant past.  Perhaps
    the time has arisen again.  I just know that the latent talent is out
    there somewhere.  BTW you had me nearly rolling on the floor with
    this.  My cat thought there was something wrong with me.  But after
    I explained it to her she was fine again.  Cats are very adaptable.
    A lot like Accordistas, really, for they don't mind changing moral
    principles, so long as they get their food on time, like the bread and
    circus
    of the ExSPX.  When desirous of being in Newrome, do as the
    Newromans have done.  


    Thanks again.   I'm taking notes.. and will definitely use this at the next
    opportunity.  

    Muito obrigado.   . . . . . . . . .  :cowboy:



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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #19 on: June 16, 2013, 09:57:37 PM »
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  •  "The "individu-leg skirt" offers full skin coverage from waist to ankle for optimal coverage and modesty."

    Wouldn't that be "wide-legged pants"?  :scratchchin:


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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #20 on: June 17, 2013, 08:55:37 AM »
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  • Quote from: Zeitun
    Quote from: parentsfortruth
    That is what I had to deal with for an hour and a half this afternoon while meeting with Fr. Themann.  :facepalm:


    Did he mention "prudential truth"?


    But of course. :rolleyes:
    Matthew 5:37

    But let your speech be yea, yea: no, no: and that which is over and above these, is of evil.

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    Yet another paper cut... ...involving guitars!
    « Reply #21 on: June 17, 2013, 05:23:00 PM »
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  • Quote from: parentsfortruth
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    That is what I had to deal with for an hour and a half this afternoon while meeting with Fr. Themann.  :facepalm:


    Did he mention "prudential truth"?


    But of course. :rolleyes:



    If it isn't too much trouble, PFT, I would appreciate a summary of the
    material you received from Fr. Themann in your 1-1/2 hour meeting.

    Especially if it was different from his now-famous (not) CDs.

    I know, I dubbed him "Father Forgettable" on Father's Day.  But think
    of this as a kind of 'exception to the rule' okay?



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