The more I read about it the more Mrs. Clinton's supposed pneumonia doesn’t add up.

If pneumonia is really all that ails her, it makes no sense to hide it and excoriate all those who say she’s sick when she really is (assuming that story is true). Note the sequence of events: after completely disappearing and no one even knowing where she was for 90 minutes, she doesn’t go to the hospital, and after she’s done at Chelsea’s comes out saying how she feels great and enjoying a wonderful day in New York.

Why all the deceit and hiding if it's merely pneumonia, a non-permanent and treatable condition? It makes me think there is more going on here.

She'll disappear for a few days, then show up at Bernie Sanders' house over the weekend to formally bestow the Democratic nomination onto him. She cites a particularly severe "coffin' fit" that convinced her to do the right thing and let a more capable senior citizen take over our tightly controlled political BINGO! nights. Over the next few public appearances, people note that her movements have become increasingly herky-jerky and her face is more bloated with a greenish hue. No one can remember the last time they saw her without dark sunglasses.

Footage eventually leaks of what can clearly be seen as fishing wire connecting Hillary's wrists to those of her Secret Service agents. CNN will spend 2 weeks with 24/7 coverage on the topic, explaining that it was simply a loose hem. Later, the Vice Presidential debate will have to be cancelled due to the overwhelming smell of death in the room.

In the week prior to the election, it will be announced that Hillary bravely decided to end her own life with Bill, Bernie and Huma by her side. Her Illuminati coven then announces that her spirit has taken over the body of her daughter, Chelsea. Due to sheer public outcry, Bernie is forced to make Chelsea his new running mate. Mr Sanders will then ride a huge wave of popularity for both his "Right to Death" and "Right to Bodily Possession" stances. He will promise a free and swift death to all those that can't afford to live better lives, and better bodies to inhabit afterward.