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Offline Matthew

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Humor - The Honeymoon is Over
« on: April 10, 2011, 04:54:30 PM »
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  •  The Honeymoon is over.


    You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.


    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
    --Jay Leno

      America needs Obama-care like
    Nancy Peℓσѕι needs a Halloween mask.
    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'  
    new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like
    and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama
    call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno

                                                                                       
    Q: What's the difference between                                
    Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with
    tax evaders, blackmailers,
    and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.
    --David Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Peℓσѕι and Obama were on a boat
    in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
    who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between                                
    Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result of                      
    the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the
    Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman
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    Offline Hobbledehoy

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    Humor - The Honeymoon is Over
    « Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 12:02:45 AM »
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  • Quote from: Conan O'Brien
    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
    new Obama Value Meal?

    A: Order anything you like
    and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


     :laugh2:

    Hope they don't have the super-size option for that one...

    Quote from: Jay Leno
    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Peℓσѕι needs a Halloween mask.


    Ah man, you mean that isn't a Halloween mask she's been wearing   :stare:
    Please ignore all that I have written regarding sedevacantism.


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    Humor - The Honeymoon is Over
    « Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 04:29:28 PM »
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  • These were funny,, thanks for sharing. I shared with a friend who was feeling down in the dumps and it brought him right back up.

    :thumbup: